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Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
Club Notice - 08/10/90 -- Vol. 9, No. 6
MEETINGS UPCOMING:
Unless otherwise stated, all meetings are on Wednesdays at noon.
LZ meetings are in LZ 2R-158. MT meetings are in the cafeteria.
_D_A_T_E _T_O_P_I_C
08/22 LZ: RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA by Arthur C. Clarke
09/12 LZ: STAR MAKER by Olaf Stapledon (Formative Influences)
10/03 LZ: MICROMEGAS by Voltaire (Philosophy)
10/24 LZ: THE WORM OUROBOROS by E. R. Eddison (Classic Horror)
11/07 MT: WANDERING STARS ed. by Jack Dann (Jewish Science Fiction)
11/14 LZ: WAR WITH THE NEWTS by Karel Capek (Foreign SF)
_D_A_T_E _E_X_T_E_R_N_A_L _M_E_E_T_I_N_G_S/_C_O_N_V_E_N_T_I_O_N_S/_E_T_C.
08/11 NJSFS: New Jersey Science Fiction Society: Susan Shwartz
(phone 201-432-5965 for details) (Saturday)
08/18 SFABC: Science Fiction Association of Bergen County: TBA
(phone 201-933-2724 for details) (Saturday)
HO Chair: John Jetzt HO 1E-525 834-1563 hocpa!jetzt
LZ Chair: Rob Mitchell LZ 1B-306 576-6106 mtuxo!jrrt
MT Chair: Mark Leeper MT 3D-441 957-5619 mtgzx!leeper
HO Librarian: Tim Schroeder HO 3E-301 949-4488 hotld!tps
LZ Librarian: Lance Larsen LZ 3L-312 576-3346 mtunq!lfl
MT Librarian: Evelyn Leeper MT 1F-329 957-2070 mtgzy!ecl
Factotum: Evelyn Leeper MT 1F-329 957-2070 mtgzy!ecl
All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.
1. There is an old piece of folk wisdom that says, "Be careful of
what you wish for because you might get it." I am afraid I have
been stung by that one. I admit it. I have always wanted my
friends to think that I was funny. From a young age I had
inflicted all sorts of attempted jokes on people in the vain
attempt to make people laugh. Well, I finally got to the point
where my friends do think I am funny but not in the sense I was
trying for. The sense I wanted was funny as in "Boy, did you see
the Be-ya-ho Eddie Murphy routine on 'Saturday Night Live'? It
sure was _f_u_n_n_y." So far the sense of funny I have achieved is more
like in "How recently have you cleaned the kitchen drain? There is
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a _f_u_n_n_y smell coming out." And I have achieved this state for the
most innocent of actions. They seem to think I am this kind of
funny just because I used a Postit (tm) and put instructions on my
jar of peanut butter.
Now I know what you are asking yourself. "Why does a jar of peanut
butter need a set of instructions?" Right? Well, that puts you
one up on the friends who just laughed. Well, the answer is like
this: My father used to put peanut butter in oatmeal. Naturally we
all laughed at him. Then my brother and I tried it and we picked
up the habit. Eventually we both got married (a nearly unrelated
event). Each of our wives laughed at us for putting peanut butter
in our oatmeal. Then my sister-in-law tried it. Now she puts
peanut butter in her oatmeal. Evelyn still laughed at me for
putting peanut butter in oatmeal. Then I got her to try it and
.... Oh, come now! You didn't really think that Evelyn would
admit to being wrong over a little matter such as oatmeal, did you?
But at least I and a small circle of cognoscenti know about peanut
butter in oatmeal. Then along comes the Surgeon General with his
Ahab beard and his uniform that he designed for himself and he
claims peanut butter is full of saturated fat. Why didn't he stop
with calling cigarettes unhealthy? Okay, so I decide to compromise
with His Honor the Surgeon General Twerp: one half teaspoon of
peanut butter per bowl of oatmeal. You know how far half a
teaspoon of peanut butter goes mixed in with a full bowl of
oatmeal. Nope! Not even that far. But you mix it right in and
most of the peanut butter never touches your tongue. It goes right
past to plaster your arteries without ever contributing to the
flavor of the oatmeal. With a little experimentation you can find
much more efficient ways to get the full, nutty, rich flavor into
the oatmeal. And how do I remember the technique? I put it right
on the jar! What's the secret? For that you have to read my jar.
But if you laugh, you'll be out on your ear.
Mark Leeper
MT 3D-441 957-5619
...mtgzx!leeper
There must be no barriers for freedom in inquiry.
There is no place for dogma in science. The
scientist is free, and must be free to ask any
question, to doubt any assertion, to seek for
any evidence, to correct any errors.
-- J. Robert Oppenheimer
THE FRESHMAN
A film review by Mark R. Leeper
Copyright 1990 Mark R. Leeper
Capsule review: College freshman takes a part-time
job working for a well-known organized crime figure, then
finds himself sinking in deeper and deeper. Well-drawn
characters salvage a less-than-original plot. Rating:
low +2.
Marlon Brando does not particularly like _T_h_e _F_r_e_s_h_m_a_n. Or so he
said at the close of the shooting for the film. And I suppose I can see
his point. The basic plot for _T_h_e _F_r_e_s_h_m_a_n is not all that original,
and in less skilled hands this could have been a very forgettable film.
It gets very few points for originality. Still, even a film made with a
very tired motif can be done with some style and can still be a quality
film. This is yet another film of someone in his late teens just trying
to go to school or going to summer camp, but getting embroiled in
screwball circumstances. Deep down this is another teen comedy, but
like _R_i_s_k_y _B_u_s_i_n_e_s_s or _T_h_e _G_r_a_d_u_a_t_e, there is a little more substance
here than in most teen comedies and it should appeal to a larger
audience.
Matthew Broderick plays Charles Kellogg, who is starting college at
New York University's film school. Or at least he is trying to, but all
his bags and money are stolen. His attempts to get them back take a
strange turn when the hood who took them offers Kellogg a "great job" in
return for the money, which the hood has gambled away. The great job
turns out to be running errands for Carmine Sabatini (played by Marlon
Brando) who doesn't just look like Vito Corleone from _T_h_e _G_o_d_f_a_t_h_e_r, he
apparently _i_s the Godfather. The first job is to pick up _s_o_m_e_t_h_i_n_g at
the airport and deliver it to New Jersey. His payment is to be $500 for
a few hours' work.
Andrew Bergman, who both wrote and directed _T_h_e _F_r_e_s_h_m_a_n, has a
good feel for bizarre and comic characters. We get to meet some of the
most quirky members of the underworld since _P_o_c_k_e_t_f_u_l _o_f _M_i_r_a_c_l_e_s,
including a bon vivant ex-Nazi hiding behind the obvious alias of "Larry
London" (played by Maximillian Schell). Much has been made of how good
Brando is in his role, though I am not convinced that it is as difficult
a part as other reviewers seem to think. (Also, Brando now has the
stature of someone eating himself to death and should take better care
of himself.)
Cinema fans should enjoy all the references to classic films to be
found in the film school scenes and pretty much everybody will enjoy
some of the comedy scenes, such as the pickup at the airport. In
general this is a well-made comedy that transcends its formula. I would
rate this a low +2 on the -4 to +4 scale.
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STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
The Third Season
Episodes 17-26
By Dale L. Skran Jr.
Copyright 1990 Dale L. Skran Jr.
SINS OF THE FATHERS
In this episode, Worf discovers that a visiting Klingon officer is his
brother, and that his dead father has been accused of being a traitor.
He returns to the Klingon home-world to defend the family honor, with
Picard as his second. This gives us a chance to observe Picard's
considerable knife-fighting skills, as well as gain insight into Klingon
political structures. One of the better episodes.
ALLEGIANCES
Picard is kidnapped by powerful aliens and placed in a bizarre
behavioral laboratory setting with a cowardly pacifist, an aggressive
anarchist, and a Star Fleet cadet. Basically a re-make of an original
Star Trek episode, this is only a so-so story.
CAPTAIN'S HOLIDAY
Picard takes several days off (under great pressure from the crew!),
but, as you might expect, gets very little rest. He becomes involved in
the search for a treasure from the future, a weapon that can silence
suns. The story involves considerable double-dealing as the Ferengi and
a beautiful treasure hunter attempt to out-fox the Captain. A so-so
episode but funny.
TIN MAN
A powerful Federation telepath is assigned to the Enterprise as they
journey to meet a new alien, the "Tin Man," a biologically engineered
starship. The Romulans are also interested in meeting - or destroying -
the alien ship. At the conclusion, the telepath, who is at the ragged
edge due to his inability to keep out the thoughts of others, decides to
join with "Tin Man," who turns out to be a ship whose crew was killed in
an accident. Not the best script, but the episode is filled with solid
SF ideas.
HOLLOW PURSUITS
One of the best holodeck episodes, it concerns an engineering officer
who lives more on the holodeck than in reality. He populates the
holodeck with twisted versions of the crew (a short Riker, Troi as the
goddess of love, etc.) and retreats there to avoid his various problems.
All turns out well as he saves the Enterprise from an unusual chemical
problem, and with considerable humor as the crew searches for him in his
holodeck fantasy. The by-play between Troi and Riker is excellent.
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MOST TOYS
Most SF/Super-hero series sooner or later feature a character like the
"Collector" from the "Avengers" comic - a powerful alien who decides to
add our heroes to his/her collection. Here, a wealthy but morally
bankrupt trader captures Data and attempts to add him to a collection
that includes the Mona Lisa. This episode develops Data's character
well, and mainly consists of the struggle between the controlling trader
and Data. In the end, Data is about to kill the trader when he is saved
by the Enterprise. Riker notices that there was an energy discharge
during transport. Asked what he was doing, Data tells Riker that his
weapon must have malfunctioned in transport.
SAREK
Sarek (Spock's father) joins the Enterprise crew to finalize some
important negotiations with an alien race. Unfortunately, he is
suffering from a form of Vulcan senility, making him a projector of the
emotions he has spent his life suppressing. Picard and Troi must
salvage both his career and the crew before it is too late. We have a
scene that illuminates the seamy side of the holodeck as Wesley accuses
Geordi of getting all his women from the holodeck. A good episode.
MENAGE A TROIS
Despite the titillating title, this is one of the weaker episodes of the
third season. The Ferengi kidnap Troi's mother, Troi, and Riker, and
Picard must get them back. Everything is mechanical and obvious; the
only saving grace is the final scene where Picard uses quotes from
Shakespeare to convince the Ferengi captain that he loves Tori's mother
so much he will kill her rather than let anyone else have her.
TRANSFIGURATIONS
The Enterprise rescues an amnesiac alien who has a mysterious healing
power. In a plot worthy of Stan Lee or Chris Claremont, it turns out
that he hails from an alien race that is rapidly evolving into a new,
god-like form. Unfortunately, their government feels threatened by
this, and actively hunts down those who have started to transform. As
you might expert, with a little help from the crew of the Enterprise,
the alien completes his transformation, and one assumes, returns to his
home planet to spread the good news in his new, invulnerable form. One
interesting touch is that the aliens have a new weapon that causes the
entire Enterprise crew to collapse even with the shields up. Only the
powerful, transfigured alien saves the day. A so-so episode.
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
A top-notch episode. A distant Federation colony is destroyed by the
Borg, and the Enterprise takes on a female Federation officer who is a
Borg tactical expect and who is also gunning for Riker's job. The
episode ends in a tremendous cliff-hanger, with Picard having been
captured and transformed into a Borg, and with Riker about to destroy
the Borg ship with a new weapon that may or may not work. This episode
has much of the dark feel of "Yesterday's Enterprise," with the Captain
taking a final walking tour of the Enterprise prior to the battle.