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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 10/12/90 -- Vol. 9, No. 15


       MEETINGS UPCOMING:

       Unless otherwise stated, all meetings are on Wednesdays at noon.
            LZ meetings are in LZ 2R-158.  MT meetings are in the cafeteria.

         _D_A_T_E                    _T_O_P_I_C

       10/24   LZ: THE WORM OUROBOROS by E. R. Eddison (Classic Horror)
       11/07   MT: WANDERING STARS ed. by Jack Dann (Jewish Science Fiction)
       11/14   LZ: WAR WITH THE NEWTS by Karel Capek (Foreign SF)
       12/05   LZ: EQUAL RITES or THE LIGHT FANTASTIC by Terry Pratchett (Humorous SF)

         _D_A_T_E                    _E_X_T_E_R_N_A_L _M_E_E_T_I_N_G_S/_C_O_N_V_E_N_T_I_O_N_S/_E_T_C.

       10/13   NJSFS: New Jersey Science Fiction Society: TBA
                       (phone 201-432-5965 for details) (Saturday)
       10/20   SFABC: Science Fiction Association of Bergen County: TBA
                       (phone 201-933-2724 for details) (Saturday)

       HO Chair:      John Jetzt     HO 1E-525   834-1563  hocpa!jetzt
       LZ Chair:      Rob Mitchell   LZ 1B-306   576-6106  mtuxo!jrrt
       MT Chair:      Mark Leeper    MT 3D-441   957-5619  mtgzy!leeper
       HO Librarian:  Tim Schroeder  HO 3E-301   949-4488  hotld!tps
       LZ Librarian:  Lance Larsen   LZ 3L-312   576-3346  mtunq!lfl
       MT Librarian:  Evelyn Leeper  MT 1F-329   957-2070  mtgzy!ecl
       Factotum:      Evelyn Leeper  MT 1F-329   957-2070  mtgzy!ecl
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       1. I was  talking  last  issue  about  the  back-to-basics-and-all-
       silliness-aside  ad  campaigns  for  a brand of bourbon.  As if you
       could do  that  in  the  bourbon  industry,  an  American  industry
       apparently  named after a long-dead French royal family.  Actually,
       they like to name this hooch  after  some  of  the  oddest  things.
       Would  you  like some Wild Turkey?  The only wild turkeys I've ever
       seen are on our roads after the bars close.  Hey, how'd you like to
       get  a  mouthful  of  Old  Granddad?  The thought just gives me the
       willies.

       I do have to confess to that alcoholic beverages are one subject  I
       cannot  claim to be an expert on.  I really _a_m a back to the basics
       sort of drinker.  For me  it's  water,  soda,  and  the  occasional











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       chocolate milk.  My idea of a strong drink is ginger beer.  Evelyn,
       on the other hand, is something of a drinker, and  not  a  "basics"
       sort  of  drinker  either.   She  likes  this stuff that looks like
       Windex and she says tastes like pancake syrup.  The woman who makes
       fun  of  my  putting peanut butter in oatmeal drinks Windex-colored
       pancake syrup.  And you should see the bottle  it  comes  in.   You
       know  how  cheese  spread  and jelly used to come in reusable juice
       glasses?  This stuff comes in a nice reusable glass orb.  You know,
       like  the  Czars  of  Russia  used to have in jewel-encrusted gold.
       Well, this comes in one of those, only glass.   It's  the  silliest
       bottle  of anything you ever saw, just what you need if you want to
       play Czar or something.

       Actually, whiskey does get sold in some pretty weird bottles,  too.
       I  once saw a bottle of whiskey shaped like a duelling pistol.  You
       poured it out of the barrel.  Or, I guess  you  couldjust  put  the
       barrel  in  your mouth--taking aim at the brain cells you are about
       to kill--and fire away.  Amazingly farsighted on the  part  of  the
       distillers.

       2. The duelling pistol bottle gives  new  meaning  to  "a  shot  of
       whiskey," doesn't it?   And Chambord is not Windex-colored!  [-ecl]


                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3D-441 957-5619
                                           ...mtgzy!leeper



            Man is a creature who cannot get outside of himself, and who
            knows others only in himself, and when he says the contrary he lies.
                                          -- Marcel Proust

































                                   ConFiction 1990
                            Con report by Evelyn C. Leeper
                           Copyright 1990 Evelyn C. Leeper

                                       (Part 3)

                              Panel: AAAAlllltttteeeerrrrnnnnaaaattttiiiivvvveeee HHHHiiiissssttttoooorrrryyyy
                                   Sunday, 2:30 PM
                 Robert Silverberg (mod) (USA),  Evelyn Leeper (USA),
       Stanley Schmidt (USA), Thijs van Ebbenhorst Tengbergen (The Netherlands)

            Silverberg began by introducing everyone, including Tengbergen,
       whose full name he managed to pronounce.  Tengbergen was on the panel
       because he had written an alternate history in which the Spanish
       conquistadores bring back a much more virulent strain of syphilis than
       they actually did and southern Europe is decimated.  The Aztecs end up
       in India (he couldn't remember whether they sailed around Africa or
       across the Pacific to get there) and the Netherlands has a much more
       important place in the world.  Other changes include much more advanced
       biological sciences, though technology in general lags behind our own
       world.

            Since I was on the panel, and a bit awed to be on the same panel
       with Silverberg, my notes are spotty.  One question we discussed was
       whether alternate histories really take _a_l_l the consequences of a change
       into effect.  The classic example given of this is Ray Bradbury's "The
       Sound of Thunder" in which the killing of a butterfly in the Jurassic
       changes our world, but only to the extent of a different candidate
       winning an election and a different spelling for a few words.  We agreed
       it was far more likely that any change the killing caused either would
       be so minor as to have disappeared by the present, or would have caused
       far more major changes.  This problem I listed as one of my pet peeves
       about alternate histories.  The example I gave was a story in which
       World War II never happens, but John Kennedy is elected President in
       1960 anyway.  Why John and not his older brother who had been killed in
       the war is one problem; another is recognizing that Kennedy's war record
       was a large part of what got him elected.

            One problem with working out the effect of a change back in
       prehistoric times is that things rapidly become unrecognizable.
       Consider William Tenn's "The Brooklyn Project" in which human scientists
       working on time travel send back a capsule to the primordial soup.  It
       kills a few incipient life forms, changes a few others, and bounces back
       to the present, where the scientists declare that no change has
       happened.  After doing this a few times (with subtle changes each time),
       they are purple tentacled monsters in tanks, still adamantly declaring
       that "Nothing has changed!"

            Good alternate histories, on the other hand, work out the
       ramifications, and also probably don't try to project more than a few
       hundred years beyond the split point.  Examples I gave are John Ford's _A











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       _D_r_a_g_o_n _W_a_i_t_i_n_g and Robert Sobel's _F_o_r _W_a_n_t _o_f _a _N_a_i_l.  I also mentioned
       to Silverberg afterward that I found his alternate histories which
       looked at the effect that changing religion has on the world to be among
       the most interesting ones written these days and said I hoped he'd write
       more.

            After this panel, a Yugoslavian fan approached Silverberg to talk
       to him about the fact that publishers in Yugoslavia were publishing
       Silverberg's works without getting his permission or paying him
       royalties.  Silverberg knew about this already and obviously was not
       happy about this, but the fan seems to want Silverberg to do something
       about it.  What, was not clear, and Silverberg countered by saying that
       fans in Yugoslavia should write their government to say that the lack of
       Yugoslavian agreement to international copyright laws made Yugoslavia
       look bad in the eyes of other people.  Somehow I doubt a quick
       resolution to this problem.


                                     Panel: TTTTVVVV SSSSeeeerrrriiiieeeessss
                                   Sunday, 5:30 PM
          Katharina Loock (mod) (West Germany), David Lally (Great Britain),
                     Mark Leeper (USA), Melinda Snodgrass (USA),

            Having Melinda Snodgrass on a panel on television science fiction
       is a mixed blessing: she's very interesting to listen to and
       knowledgeable, but her presence means that 90% of the questions will be
       about _S_t_a_r _T_r_e_k: _T_h_e _N_e_x_t _G_e_n_e_r_a_t_i_o_n (of which she is the story editor).

            The panel began by talking about some of the basics of television
       science fiction.  Series in the United States must be unordered--
       showable in any order--since a large part of the revenue is from
       syndication, when they can't worry about what order the shows are
       running in.  (_H_i_l_l _S_t_r_e_e_t _B_l_u_e_s was an exception in this regard, but it
       also isn't syndicated much.)  The result of this is that American series
       rarely have a closing episode (though there are exceptions), they just
       end.  In case you're wondering, the two-parter in _S_t_a_r _T_r_e_k: _T_h_e _N_e_x_t
       _G_e_n_e_r_a_t_i_o_n was, as everyone suspected, because some of the actors were
       making contract negotiations difficult, and Paramount wanted to have the
       option to write them out if necessary.

            Anthology series are not very popular; _T_w_i_l_i_g_h_t _Z_o_n_e, the most
       successful, was simplistic and audiences were willing to accept that in
       the 1950s and 1960s, but they want more now.  Mark said he would be
       happy if the level of writing in television matched the level of writing
       in the stories of the 1950s and 1960s.

            Hollywood is not big on adapting novels or stories--Hollywood
       writers are young and don't read, according to Snodgrass, and besides,
       if they adapted a story, they'd have to pay the author.  (With tar Trek
       episodes now costing $1.4 million--of which the screenwriter gets
       $20,000--this is considered important.)  And if the writers don't read,











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       the studio heads are even worse: "Studio heads are as dumb as a box of
       roaches," according to Snodgrass.  And of course they have to steer
       clear of anything controversial: sex, religion, drugs--in fact, much of
       the sort of inquiry that makes science fiction interesting.  Their idea
       of a topical show is _T_h_e _G_r_e_e_n _M_a_c_h_i_n_e (now called _E_a_r_t_h_w_a_t_c_h, I
       believe) starring Gil Gerard as the leader of a team of gung-ho
       environmentalists (described by Snodgrass as "the A-Team meets
       Greenpeace").  Given all this, Snodgrass is "stunned that [_S_t_a_r _T_r_e_k] is
       doing as well as it is," and she describes it as feeble writing under
       great special effects.

            Unfortunately, says Snodgrass, in Hollywood television shows are
       considered the filler between toilet paper commercials.  Or, as Rod
       Serling once said, "The mass media is supported and sustained by
       commercial entities.  And corn flakes and Shakespeare are simply not
       kissing cousins.  Leonard Bernstein and living bras are incompatible.
       And you cannot sustain adult, probing, meaningful drama when the
       proceedings are interrupted every twelve minutes by a dozen dancing
       rabbits with toilet paper."

            What about made-for-television movies and mini-series?  Snodgrass
       says made-for-television movies are dying off, and ever since _W_a_r _a_n_d
       _R_e_m_e_m_b_r_a_n_c_e mini-series are in even worse shape.  Still, some of the
       best television science fiction are the British "limited series": _A_N
       _E_n_g_l_i_s_h_m_a_n'_s _C_a_s_t_l_e, _T_h_e _D_a_y _o_f _t_h_e _T_r_i_f_f_i_d_s (not to be confused with
       the Howard Keel movie).  (I found myself wondering what German fans
       think of alternate histories in which Germany won World War II, but
       couldn't think of a good way to ask.)

            Television series from other countries mentioned or discussed
       included _S_t_a_r _C_o_p_s (Great Britain) and _J_u_p_i_t_e_r _M_o_o_n (a sort of soap
       opera in space from West Germany, I think).  There was also a seven-part
       series from West Germany called _O_r_i_o_n which Loock says was run in the
       United States, a black-and-white series which was made before _S_t_a_r: _T_r_e_k
       (the original series).  It spawned many books and there is a film based
       on it in pre-production.  But most of the discussion seemed to go back
       to the United States, and seemed perhaps more on the state of United
       States television series than on science fiction series internationally.
       There was one fan who wanted to get the name of an old Norwegian
       television series from a plot description; he was unsuccessful.  Someone
       else mentioned a Czechoslovakian series with time travel.  And there was
       also mention of the series _T_i_m_e_l_i_n_e co-produced by four different
       countries (Great Britain, Spain, Turkey, and somewhere else) which runs
       about four times a year on PBS and consists of telling about historical
       events using modern television reporting techniques, but as if it were
       when the events were happening ("So tell me, Mr. Khan, when did you
       decide to invade Europe?"), and including commercials for new inventions
       of the time.

            The questions about _S_t_a_r _T_r_e_k brought forth the information that
       _S_t_a_r _T_r_e_k: _T_h_e _N_e_x_t _G_e_n_e_r_a_t_i_o_n will be available only on video in Europe











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       for three years before it is released to European television.

            The new "Sci-Fi Channel" on cable in the United States was
       discussed.  However, lack of audience and general problems in the cable
       industry may kill it off.  Other cable networks occasionally make forays
       into science fiction.  Arts & Entertainment showed _T_h_e _D_a_y _o_f _t_h_e
       _T_r_i_f_f_i_d_s.  USA Network does an occasional movie.  The Fox Network shows
       _A_l_i_e_n _N_a_t_i_o_n and _W_e_r_e_w_o_l_f.

            The absence of any Japanese panel members seemed incomprehensible.


                                        Masquerade
                                       Sunday, 8 PM

            The only word for this is "pathetic."  (Well, in a pinch "pitiful"
       will do.)  They had only thirty entries, of which twenty were cobbled
       together since 9 AM (when they discovered they had only eleven _r_e_a_l
       entries).  There were no Masters Class entires, and only one or two
       Journeyman Class.  And the Novice Class really were.

            How bad was it?  Well, no one clapped for most of the costumes,
       which is extremely unusual.  It was also true that the less costume, the
       more clapping, but this is normal.  (There was also a belly dancer.  I
       thought these went out in the early 1980s.)  There was a heavy use of
       classical music.  Many of the "costumes" were skits more than costumes,
       and overly long.  (One, based on Moorcock, seemed to go on forever, but
       was probably only(!)  ten minutes.)  Mark, in his cynicism, described
       this heavy use of skits, dialogue, narration, and music as "costuming
       for the visually impaired."  One hopes future Worldcons will return to
       the concept of a time limit.

            There was also a heavy reliance on dry ice for special effects.

            There were a couple of reasonable entries: The Headless Mage, The
       Queen of Air and Darkness, and Fire & Water.

            The "half-time" entertainment while the judges voted was pretty
       lame also, consisting of people in clear plastic suits with lots of
       tubing doing modern dance and posing.  This was promoted as being very
       racy and exciting, with warnings to those with pacemakers--clearly a
       case of false advertising.  (At the Gripe Session someone asked what the
       cost of this show was; it was 2500 Dfl., or about $1500--not as
       outrageous as many people feared.)  When this was done, the judges still
       hadn't decided (given the dearth of candidates even worthy of
       consideration, they should have been done much faster), so we left for
       the parties.

            The parties started late and were over-heated.  However, we saw
       someone at one of them wearing a T-shirt of a woman in high heels
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       interesting than anything in the masquerade or the half-time show.

                    Panel: WWWWiiiillllllll TTTThhhheeeerrrreeee EEEEvvvveeeerrrr BBBBeeee AAAAnnnnooootttthhhheeeerrrr GGGGoooollllddddeeeennnn AAAAggggeeee????
                                    Monday, 10 AM
       Charles N. Brown (mod) (USA), Kathryn Cramer (USA), ? Donovan (Great Britain),
                Malcolm Edwards (Great Britain), David Hartwell (USA)

            This panel was scheduled to be in the large auditorium , but was
       moved.  When we finally found the room, Brown and Donovan had already
       established that "the Golden Age is 12" and proceeded to more serious
       questions.  For one thing, there is no longer a sense of continuity.
       Even fans starting in the 1960s had to read the good stuff from the
       1940s and 1950s to be able to talk about science fiction to other fans;
       now that link is lost, with teenagers now reading schlock fantasy
       instead of Heinlein or Clarke.  (Interestingly, Brown made use of the
       phrase "Fans are slans" at one point, and the audience understood,
       indicating that there remains _s_o_m_e continuity, although the audience was
       by no means representative of the latest generation of science fiction
       and fantasy readers.)  Brown and Donovan see the current upswing in
       comics ("graphic novels") as a temporary phenomenon.

            As was pointed out from the audience (me?), there was plenty of
       schlock in the "Golden Age," but it gets forgotten and the good stuff
       elevated in people's memories.

            What is a "Golden Age"?  Brown described it as a large group with
       shared viewpoints, and gives the classic example of 1939 through 1945.
       He also claims that today publishers get 24% of their income from
       science fiction--you'd think they would have a "shared viewpoint" and I
       suppose they do, but it tends to be "Let's make money!"

            Just as Brown and Donovan had decided that there would not be
       another Golden Age, Cramer, Edwards, and Hartwell arrived, with another
       large audience segment.  They had arrived late, gone to the auditorium,
       acquired another late arrivals, and started the panel there.  When
       someone finally told them where the official room was, they all moved.
       But their panel had decided that every decade is a Golden Age!

            How to resolve these two very disparate views?  Well, one clue was
       that Edwards would periodically chime in with, "Yes, but what about the
       rest of the world?"  (Interesting that in the Netherlands, the phrase
       "the rest of the world" was still meaning "everything but the United
       States and maybe Canada.")  Looking at the rest of the world, the
       panelists concluded that while the 1940s and early 1950s was the United
       States's "Golden Age," the "New Wave" period in Great Britain was its
       Golden Age.  The 1950s and the early 1960s was the French Golden Age
       ("Epoque d'Or"?).  The 1960s and early 1970s (with the Strugatskys et
       al) were the Soviet Golden Age.  And there was the prediction that the
       1990s would be the Eastern European Golden Age.  How can English-
       speaking fans find out about these "Golden Ages"?  Well, maybe some
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       fiction from the rest of the world.  Surely there is enough interest to
       support a small press publication.

            Brown claimed what made a Golden Age was ideas that excite the
       reader, not great writing, which puts him a bit at odds with the
       selection of the "New Wave" era in Great Britain as the Golden Age
       there.  Hartwell, on the other hand, wants good writing, but finds the
       average science fiction novel is better than the average mainstream
       novel in any case.  He does, however, want more science fiction and less
       fantasy.

            Given that most other countries have no science fiction magazines
       to "practice in," the panelists (at least the United States panelists)
       felt that the United States had an edge in this regard, and observed
       that Golden Ages are often defined by the magazines as much as by the
       books.  Gardner Dozois (from the audience) offered the thought that
       "magazines are the place to be bad--or at least half-baked."  Even in
       the United States, though, horror is found only in small press magazines
       (with an occasional entry in _T_h_e _M_a_g_a_z_i_n_e _o_f _F_a_n_t_a_s_y & _S_c_i_e_n_c_e _F_i_c_t_i_o_n,
       I should note).

            Echoing the earlier sentiments regarding young fans, Hartwell
       claimed this was the Golden Age of gaming.

            In spite of all this, the panelists listed some works that they
       thought would be remembered from this age:

          - Baxter, ?--_T_h_e _R_a_f_t

          - Bear, Greg--"Heads"

          - Bear, Greg--_B_l_o_o_d _M_u_s_i_c

          - Bear, Greg--_Q_u_e_e_n _o_f _A_n_g_e_l_s

          - Bisson, Terry-_V_o_y_a_g_e _t_o _t_h_e _R_e_d _P_l_a_n_e_t

          - Brin, David--_E_a_r_t_h

          - Haldeman, Joe--_B_u_y_i_n_g _T_i_m_e (Brown)

          - Simmons, Dan--_H_y_p_e_r_i_o_n (Donovan)

          - Sladek, John--"Stop Evolution in Its Tracks" (Cramer)

          - Sterling, Bruce--_S_c_h_i_s_m_a_t_r_i_x (Hartwell)

          - Tepper, Sheri S.--_R_a_i_s_i_n_g _t_h_e _S_t_o_n_e_s (Edwards)

          - Womack, Jack--_T_e_r_r_a_p_l_a_n_e (Hartwell)












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                     Panel: TTTThhhhiiiissss BBBBooooooookkkk SSSShhhhoooouuuulllldddd HHHHaaaavvvveeee BBBBeeeeeeeennnn NNNNoooommmmiiiinnnnaaaatttteeeedddd
                                   Monday, 11:30 AM
       Charles N. Brown (mod) (USA), Evelyn Leeper (USA), Pascal Thomas (France)

            Brown started out by saying that he was recently asked to list the
       "Ten Most Influential Novels of the Past Fifty Years" and three science
       fiction books that he included were George Orwell's _1_9_8_4, Olaf
       Stapledon's _S_t_a_r _M_a_k_e_r, and Joe Haldeman's _B_u_y_i_n_g _T_i_m_e, the last
       published in 1989 and completely overlooked for the Hugos.

            The usual problems of distribution and publicity were discussed.
       This is especially a problem in the shorter fiction categories.  For
       example, Thom Nichols's novella "Walking Water" was published with
       another novella in a single volume by a small press, and was not at all
       publicized in the general science fiction community.  New programs to
       publish novellas as books may help, though the primary reason for these
       programs is the ever-increasing cost of books.  As people balk at paying
       $25 for the latest novel by author X, they may be willing to pay $10 (or
       am I being optimistic in this pricing?) for a novella, especially if the
       book _l_o_o_k_s as thick as a novel.

            As far as the Hugo nominees goes, one problem is that even after
       they're nominated people can't find them.  Some enterprising book dealer
       ought to take an ad in the Progress Report which includes the Hugo
       ballot offering the novels, collections, anthologies, and even magazines
       that contain the nominees via mail-order.  This would be especially
       useful for overseas fans.

            Generally from these panels, however, what develops is a list, so
       here it is (including who recommended it, if I remembered):

          - Benford, Gregory--_T_i_d_e_s _o_f _L_i_g_h_t (Brown)

          - Bova, Ben--_C_y_b_e_r_b_o_o_k_s

          - Butler, Octavia E.--_I_m_a_g_o (Brown)

          - Brussard, Jacques--_L_e_s _E_a_u_x _d_e _F_e_u

          - Cherryh, C. J.--_R_i_m_r_u_n_n_e_r_s (Brown)

          - Clarke, Arthur C. and Lee, Gentry--_R_a_m_a _I_I (Brown)

          - Goldstein, Lisa--_T_o_u_r_i_s_t_s (Thomas)

          - Haldeman, Joe--_B_u_y_i_n_g _T_i_m_e (Brown)

          - Kandel, Michael--_S_t_r_a_n_g_e _I_n_v_a_s_i_o_n (Leeper)

          - Murphy, Pat--_T_h_e _C_i_t_y, _N_o_t _L_o_n_g _A_f_t_e_r (Leeper)












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          - Nichols, Thom--"Walking Water" (Leeper)

          - Powers, Tim--_T_h_e _S_t_r_e_s_s _o_f _H_e_r _R_e_g_a_r_d (Thomas)

          - Simmons, Dan--_C_a_r_r_i_o_n _C_o_m_f_o_r_t

          - Simmons, Dan--_P_h_a_s_e_s _o_f _G_r_a_v_i_t_y (Leeper)

          - Williams, Walter Jon--_A_n_g_e_l _S_t_a_t_i_o_n

          - Wilson, Robert Charles--_G_y_p_s_i_e_s (Leeper)

            In the area of Dramatic Presentation, the following were mentioned:

          - _B_i_l_l _a_n_d _T_e_d'_s _E_x_c_e_l_l_e_n_t _A_d_v_e_n_t_u_r_e

          - "The Measure of a Man"

          - _M_i_r_a_c_l_e _M_i_l_e

                                    Gripe Session
                                   Monday, 12:30 PM

            Some of the gripes brought up have been mentioned already.  Other
       complaints included the lack of a restaurant map, no vegetarian food
       available in the Congress Centre, not enough signs (or signs that
       weren't visible enough) directing people to hard-to-find rooms, poor
       ventilation, and too much cigarette smoke (smoking by panelists is a
       problem that is especially difficult to control).

            The badges generated lots of complaints.  Some people wanted the
       city as well as the country listed.  Others complained that some of the
       Dutch badges said "Holland" and some said "The Netherlands."  One woman
       complained because her legal last name was on the badge and she didn't
       want to reveal it (for professional reasons).  The latter seems somewhat
       trivial--just stick something over the last name.  Boskone and other
       conventions, in fact, insist on members' real names appearing on the
       badges because they found that many people took advantage of the
       anonymity of fannish names to act obnoxiously (not to say that was what
       this woman wanted to do, certainly).  One fan from Northern Ireland
       complained that her badge said "United Kingdom" but the United Kingdom
       didn't include Northern Ireland.  Another fan who was listed as
       "Ireland" said she lived in Ireland but was a United States citizen and
       the badges should reflect citizenship, not place of residence.  (This,
       in my opinion, is getting into the truly picky, and people who are
       overly concerned about this sort of thing should be willing to stick a
       label over the offending part of the badge or ask if they can have a new
       badge prepared--which they could have done.)

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       someone who spoke each of the major languages on duty at any time.
       Regarding the language issue, Bill Ritch said that he heard more English
       spoken at this convention than in his home town of Miami.  (On the minus
       side, several fans complained that the name "Gripe Session" was an
       Americanism and should have been described better in the schedule.  Of
       course, these people were here, so they must have figured it out
       somehow!)  People also liked the staggered schedule (though I found it
       annoying, trying to decide whether to catch only half of an interesting
       panel or not).

            I notice they had this in a fairly large hall!

                                  Closing Ceremonies
                                     Monday, 2 PM

            The Closing Ceremonies were the usual sort of thing, with the
       Chicon V committee putting on a little skit to represent their taking
       over the Worldcon baton.  Everything really did shut down at 3 PM as
       announced, leaving us with lots of time to go back to the boardwalk in
       Scheveningen, after a last quick rush through the "Fan Market" to pick
       up some badges from Eastern European conventions that fans from that
       area were selling to raise money to attend this convention, and to give
       an extra copy of _L_o_c_u_s that I had somehow acquired to a Soviet fan who
       probably has less chance to get one.  We also got some Hungarian science
       fiction that was being given out by a Hungarian fan, and I got the
       editor of the Roumanian science fiction anthology I had bought to
       autograph it.  There may have been "Dead Dog" parties, but not as many
       as would have been as a North American Worldcon.  Then again, the whole
       party situation was different, with the hotel and Congress Centre lock
       on corkage limiting the parties to well-to-do groups.


                                       Miscellaneous

            The elevators were not a major issue, as the convention was limited
       to three floors of the Congress Centre.  However, right before the
       convention, one elevator was taken out of service, rendering an entire
       set of rooms inaccessible to people in wheelchairs.  Luckily, only one
       panel had been scheduled for these rooms; unluckily, that was the panel
       on handicapped access at conventions!

            As usual, I'll list the Worldcons I've attended and rank them, best
       to worst (the middle cluster are pretty close together):
                 Noreascon II
                 Noreascon III
                 Noreascon I (my first Worldcon)
                 Midamericon (on the basis of the film program, perhaps)
                 LACon (I don't fault them just because they avoided bankruptcy!)
                 Discon II
                 Seacon
                 Confederation











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                 Chicon IV
                 ConFiction (though it's getting hard to rank them all)
                 Conspiracy (mostly due to hotel problems)
                 Iguanacon (partially done in, in my opinion, by politics)
                 Suncon (the location change from Orlando to Miami didn't help)
                 Nolacon II (extremely disorganized)
                 Constellation (they over-extended themselves)

            As I said before, San Francisco won the bid for 1993.  Larry Niven
       and Alicia Austin are the Pro Guests of Honor, Tom Digby and Wombat (jan
       howard finder) are the Fan Guests of Honor, and Guy Gavriel Kay is the
       Toastmaster.  Mark Twain is the Dead Guest of Honor.  I note that
       Progress Report 0 lists the dates as Friday, September 3, 1993 through
       Monday, September 6, 1993; if this is true, it will be the shortest
       Worldcon in recent history--most start on Thursday.  Next year's contest
       is a two-way race for 1993: Winnipeg and Louisville (originally
       Nashville).

            Next year in Chicago!