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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 10/26/90 -- Vol. 9, No. 17


       MEETINGS UPCOMING:

       Unless otherwise stated, all meetings are on Wednesdays at noon.
            LZ meetings are in LZ 2R-158.  MT meetings are in the cafeteria.

         _D_A_T_E                    _T_O_P_I_C

       11/07   MT: WANDERING STARS ed. by Jack Dann (Jewish Science Fiction)
                       (MT 4A-229)
       11/14   LZ: WAR WITH THE NEWTS by Karel Capek (Foreign SF)
       12/05   LZ: EQUAL RITES or THE LIGHT FANTASTIC by Terry Pratchett (Humorous SF)

         _D_A_T_E                    _E_X_T_E_R_N_A_L _M_E_E_T_I_N_G_S/_C_O_N_V_E_N_T_I_O_N_S/_E_T_C.

       11/10   NJSFS: New Jersey Science Fiction Society: TBA
                       (phone 201-432-5965 for details) (Saturday)
       11/17   SFABC: Science Fiction Association of Bergen County: TBA
                       (phone 201-933-2724 for details) (Saturday)

       HO Chair:      John Jetzt     HO 1E-525   834-1563  hocpa!jetzt
       LZ Chair:      Rob Mitchell   LZ 1B-306   576-6106  mtuxo!jrrt
       MT Chair:      Mark Leeper    MT 3D-441   957-5619  mtgzy!leeper
       HO Librarian:  Tim Schroeder  HO 3E-301   949-4488  hotld!tps
       LZ Librarian:  Lance Larsen   LZ 3L-312   576-3346  mtunq!lfl
       MT Librarian:  Evelyn Leeper  MT 1F-329   957-2070  mtgzy!ecl
       Factotum:      Evelyn Leeper  MT 1F-329   957-2070  mtgzy!ecl
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       1. I was discussing last week America's ambivalent feelings  toward
       fish.  America's attitude seems to be that they want fish but, more
       than that, they want not to eat it.  The attitude  toward  fish  is
       that less is more.  It is like women's bathing suits.  I am assured
       (by people who should know) that the less cloth you get, the higher
       the  price.   Similarly,  if you order fish, the less fish you get,
       the more you pay.

       There is a fishery near our house and I like to order  their  fried
       combination  platter.   The  price  is  $7.50.  Sometimes you get a
       really filling portion.  And  sometimes  you  get  enough  to  make
       yourself  just  a  little sick of seafood.  If they served it "all-
       you-can-eat" style, I probably would have a little less.   However,











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       if  innocent  fish gave their lives to fill this plate, I generally
       will make the effort.  Suffice it to say you  get  a  platter  that
       doesn't quit.

       Then there is Red Lobster, a national seafood chain.  For about $10
       you  can  get a combination platter with about half as much seafood
       as you get at the fishery.  Still, if  you  find  you  want  to  be
       virtuous  and  have eaten fish for dinner, but don't really want to
       eat fish, there are the local Spanish and  Portuguese  restaurants.
       There  the seafood is served in a dish called paella.  What they do
       is bring you a bucket of saffron-cooked rice.   Buried  in  it  are
       nuggets  of seafood.  DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT THE WHOLE DISH!  If you
       do, the first glass of water you drink, the  rice  will  swell  up,
       your  eyes  will pop out, and the little men will pop glass eyes in
       instead and place you in  a  diorama  at  the  American  Museum  of
       Natural  History.  No, you eat only a little of the rice.  You play
       Treasure Hunt, digging  through  the  bucket  of  rice,  finding  a
       lobster  claw  here,  a  scallop there.  I've told my waiter that I
       want a checklist so I can cross things off on the list  as  I  find
       them,  like  in  a word-search puzzle.  You'd know when you have it
       all.  But then you'd have an inventory and currently you are  never
       really  sure  how much seafood you are really getting.  A lot of it
       is things like mussels, which are really just clams wearing a  coat
       that's  too  big.   There  is a tiny piece of seafood in a big box.
       There are also the pieces of a build-it-yourself lobster kit,  with
       little tiny pieces of meat in a big ugly shell.  (With seafood, the
       uglier the animal it comes from, the more popular the  fish.)   Now
       paella  runs  about  $14  a bucket and if you pull out all the fish
       nuggets and put them side by side, you get maybe two-thirds of what
       you got at Red Lobster.

       Now let me tell you what I recently paid over $23 for.  Admittedly,
       it was in Brussels, but I think you'd find the same thing here.  If
       I remember there were two appetizers, a main course, and a dessert.
       The appetizers were a bowl of tomato soup with some fish flavor and
       a piece of salmon small enough that I could hide it under my  index
       and   third  finger  held  together.   The  main  course,  fish  en
       brochette, was three cubes of fish about three quarters of an  inch
       on  a  side  and  two slices of lemon on a little skewer and served
       with a little pile of rice.   (The  dessert  was  a  small  cup  of
       chocolate  mousse.)   I  would estimate that at my local fishery, I
       get roughly eight times as much for less than one-third the price!

       "Ah," you say, "but the more expensive restaurants don't  just  fry
       up  the  fish.  You're paying for the fine art of gourmet cooking."
       "Fish feathers!"~I say.  Maybe I don't have an educated palate, but
       I absolutely swear to you that of the four restaurants I mentioned,
       each one was a little less flavorful than the previous.  The  best-
       tasting  seafood  was at the cheap fishery where, I assure you, the
       flavor is quite delightful.  The Belgian restaurant just served  it
       grilled  or  put a little bland white sauce on it.  You are paying,











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       not for good food, but so that you do not have to  eat  much  fish.
       Less is more.

       Till now I've said I hate to see Coca-Cola and McDonalds conquering
       the  world.   (I  would rarely go to McDonalds in the United States
       and _n_e_v_e_r in another country.)  But there is a  reason  why  it  is
       happening.   Nobody  is holding guns to anybody's heads and telling
       them to  eat  hamburgers.   For  years  I  have  thought  that  the
       Southeast  is  the only part of the United States that really has a
       distinctive and good cuisine.  Wrong!   American  fast  food  is  a
       distinctive  cuisine  and, as little respect as it gets at home, it
       is popular.  I have yet to hear someone Chinese say, "Boy,  I  hate
       to  see  all  these  Chinese restaurants opening in America," but I
       have heard a lot of Americans who hate  to  see  McDonalds  opening
       elsewhere, and doing a darn good business too.


                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3D-441 957-5619
                                           ...mtgzy!leeper



            Life ... is like a festival; just as some come to the
            festival to compete, some to ply their trade, but the
            best people come as spectators, so in life the slavish
            men go hunting for fame or gain, the philosophers for
            truth.
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