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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 10/23/92 -- Vol. 11, No. 17


       MEETINGS UPCOMING:

       Unless otherwise stated, all meetings are on Wednesdays at noon.

         _D_A_T_E                    _T_O_P_I_C

       10/28  HO: Book Swap (HO 4N-509)
       11/18  HO: DOOMSDAY BOOK by Connie Willis (Plagues) (HO 4N-509)
       12/09  HO: A FIRE ON THE DEEP by Vernor Vinge (HO 4N-509)

         _D_A_T_E                    _E_X_T_E_R_N_A_L _M_E_E_T_I_N_G_S/_C_O_N_V_E_N_T_I_O_N_S/_E_T_C.
       11/14  SFABC: Science Fiction Association of Bergen County: TBA
                       (phone 201-933-2724 for details) (Saturday)
       11/21  NJSFS: New Jersey Science Fiction Society: TBA
                       (phone 201-432-5965 for details) (Saturday)

       HO Chair:     John Jetzt        HO 1E-525  908-834-1563 hocpb!jetzt
       LZ Chair:     Rob Mitchell      HO 1D-505A 908-834-1267 hocpb!jrrt
       MT Chair:     Mark Leeper       MT 3D-441  908-957-5619 mtgzy!leeper
       HO Librarian: Nick Sauer        HO 4F-427  908-949-7076 homxc!11366ns
       LZ Librarian: Lance Larsen      LZ 3L-312  908-576-3346 mtfme!lfl
       MT Librarian: Mark Leeper       MT 3D-441  908-957-5619 mtgzy!leeper
       Factotum:     Evelyn Leeper     MT 1F-329  908-957-2070 mtgzy!ecl
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       1. Holmdel, in a desperate attempt to get the economy  going  again
       before  the  election,  and having little success in finding people
       willing to read the books they have, has decided that the time  has
       come to give everyone a chance to read books that other people want
       to get rid  of,  so  they're  having  a  book  swap.   This  is  an
       opportunity   to  buy/sell/trade  new  and  used  books  and  other
       material.  Bring in those  paperbacks  that  have  been  collecting
       dust, those hardcovers you can bear to part with, that artwork that
       doesn't go with  you  new  decor,  even  records  or  commemorative
       buttons.   There  will  be ongoing discussions about books, movies,
       and so forth, so your intellect, as well as  your  wallet,  can  be
       stimulated! [-ecl/jrrt]


                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3D-441 908-957-5619
                                           ...mtgzy!leeper







































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                                   MagiCon 1992
                                  (Part 4 of 4)
                          Con report by Evelyn C. Leeper
                         Copyright 1992 Evelyn C. Leeper

                 Panel: SSSSeeeevvvveeeennnn DDDDeeeeaaaaddddllllyyyy SSSSiiiinnnnssss ooooffff SSSSFFFF--------IIIInnnnvvvveeeennnntttt YYYYoooouuuurrrr OOOOwwwwnnnn
                                   Sunday, 1 PM
           Roger MacBride Allen (moderator), Pat Cadigan, Eileen Gunn,
                         Maureen F. McHugh, Connie Willis

            This turned out to be the silly panel--or at least started that
       way.  Datlow showed a copy of her anthology _A_l_i_e_n _S_e_x and then said,
       "If anyone wants it, they can come up to me or Pat [Cadigan] after
       the panel."  Willis again mentioned losing big at the Hugo Awards
       ceremony.  Cadigan, on the other hand, described herself as "Connie
       Willis Lite," because she had lost two-thirds fewer Hugos that night
       before.

            But eventually the panel turned to the topic at hand, and it
       was surprising how their rambling comments, when organized, tend to
       match the traditional "Seven Deadly Sins."

            For example, under the category of sloth would fall the sin of
       leaving boring stuff boring.  The panelists all said, "If it's
       boring, rewrite it."

            Gluttony?  Here is the same sin mentioned in the "Alternate
       History Stories" panel: putting all your research in the story.
       Also attacked were long elvish names with no vowels and lots of
       apostrophes, and just about every tavern scene found in a fantasy
       series.  (One panelist claimed all these, and the "Star Wars"
       cantina sequence for that matter, are patterned after a sequence in
       Samuel R. Delany's _J_e_w_e_l_s _o_f _A_p_t_o_r.)

            Slander?  People said wasting your time on GEnie or other
       electronic bulletin boards trading gossip will quickly undermine
       your writing.

            Greed?  In science fiction, it's called sequelitis.

            Envy?  The panelists decried "band-waggoning," by which I
       assume they meant writing about something just because it's a hot
       topic.  An example not in the science fiction field would be the
       enormous proliferation of high-tech thrillers after Tom Clancy hit
       it big with _T_h_e _H_u_n_t _f_o_r _R_e_d _O_c_t_o_b_e_r.

            Pride?  What about characters who read science fiction and can
       cope better with whatever is going on because of it (the main flaw
       of Harry Turtledove's _E_a_r_t_h_g_r_i_p, as I recall).  McHugh said that her
       experiences reading science fiction did not prepare her for living
       in China for a year (nor vice versa, since she apparently caused a











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       bus accident when a bus driver who had never seen a Westerner before
       got distracted watching her walk down the street and ran into a
       car).

            As far as lust, there were a lot of jokes about Cadigan, some
       convention-goer clad only in a loincloth, and alien sex.  There was
       also the sin of having sex acts described in such a way as to make
       the reader a voyeur rather than a participant.

            Anger was not directly touched on, but undoubtedly with a
       little effort one could come up with a sin for that.  (How about
       stories written only to preach the author's point of view?)

            One major sin the panelists mentioned was underpopulating your
       stories.  You need characters your protagonists can talk to, argue
       with, do things with, and so on.  Raymond Chandler once said, "Never
       have explication in a story except under heat."  Never have your
       characters thinking about something they could be talking to someone
       about.  Never tell when you can show.  (On the other hand, don't
       have scenes with two minor characters talking where the only purpose
       is to inform the reader of something important.)  And try to have
       more than one thing going on in a scene.  (And, by the way, stories
       should have protagonists, not heroes, and villains should not be
       undefeatable, especially if your protagonist is going to defeat
       them.)

            Not thinking about the logical consequences of everything was
       another sin (also much discussed in the alternate history panels).
       Padding, total honesty (as in the line "'No,' she lied."), false
       pretenses for the book, future slang that doesn't work, not enough
       research, and many other sins were also mentioned.

            Starting the story too soon was another mistake beginners make.
       The best lesson along these lines is to be learned from Frank
       Capra's film _L_o_s_t _H_o_r_i_z_o_n.  When shown in a test screening it did
       rather poorly, so Capra threw out the first reel of set-up, started
       the film with people fleeing to the airport in the midst of a civil
       war, and made a classic.

            One panelists said the sin that annoyed her the most was
       thinking that plot and character are bourgeois inventions.  Other
       "hot buttons" included stories that turn out to be just a dream and
       talking heads and disembodied voices.  Someone's pet hate was
       "HAITE," defined as a story that consists of "Here's An Idea. -The
       End."  But they said the worst sin of all was not breaking any of
       the rules.
















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                          Panel: TTTThhhheeee AAAAlllltttteeeerrrrnnnnaaaatttteeee CCCCiiiivvvviiiillll WWWWaaaarrrr
                                   Sunday, 2 PM
           George Alec Effinger, Kristine Kathryn Rusch, S. M. Stirling
                (moderator), Harry Turtledove, Walter Jon Williams

            This is the third alternate history panel of the convention and
       I'm beginning to wonder if Turtledove and Stirling are secretly
       Siamese twins--I always see them together!

            Turtledove again told the story of how his alternate Civil War
       novel (_T_h_e _G_u_n_s _o_f _t_h_e _S_o_u_t_h) came to be written; see the "Build an
       Alternate History" panel for details.  Rusch's alternate Civil War
       story was this year's Hugo nominee, "The Gallery of His Dreams,"
       which is not alternate history, but time travel involving Matthew
       Brady.  Rusch has, however, written a couple of alternate history
       stories ("The Best and the Brightest" and "Fighting Bob"), and has a
       strong background in history.  In fact, in college she was the only
       woman in her "History of War" course, the rest of the students being
       ROTC enrollees who _h_a_d to take it.  Williams wrote "No Spot of
       Ground," in which Poe becomes a general instead of an author, and
       mentioned that he had also written an alternate Mary Shelley novel
       published (or to be published) by Axolotl.  Stirling's Drakka
       trilogy has already been discussed for the "Build an Alternate
       History" panel.  Effinger (who wrote "Everything But Honor," in
       which an African-American physicist uses a time machine to alter the
       outcome of the Civil War) arrived late and couldn't even fit on the
       dais.  Note to future conventions: make sure the dais, table, or
       whatever in each room is large enough for your largest panel in that
       room!  (We had this same problem at the "Hugos for Electronic
       Fanac?" panel.)

            One of the things the panelists emphasized is that if you
       postulate an alternate Civil War in which the South wins, then you
       need to rethink World Wars I and II, since their outcomes depended
       very much on a unified United States.  And the panelists reiterated
       what was suggested at the alternate Civil War panel ("The North
       Shall Rise Again") at Boskone last year: most people believe that
       the South couldn't win the war, but the North could lose it.
       Actually, the Boskone panelists thought that only even worse
       Northern generals--hard to conceive of--would have made the war last
       longer, and even then the North couldn't help but win by 1866 or
       1867.  Only with massive outside intervention did they think a
       Southern victory possible, and they couldn't come up with a
       reasonable scenario for such interference.  But this certainly ties
       in with the observation from the MagiCon panelists that often we
       forget to look at the rest of the world for factors.

            The panelists also thought that the argument about the North
       having all the technology and industry and therefore having the edge
       because of that was flawed; Turtledove noted that at the end of the
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       by the technology.  It was more the whole issue of states' rights
       that caused them problems.  Nothing could be decided without all the
       states agreeing.  As I commented about last year's Boskone panel,
       many areas of the South actually supported the North, West Virginia
       seceded from Virginia, and Texas almost seceded from the
       Confederacy.  This hardly contributed to a unified front.  As
       Stirling said, "War is a great centralizer": it is very difficult
       for a loose confederation to win against a unified opponent.

            Someone on the panel mentioned that the title didn't specify
       _w_h_i_c_h Civil War, and this led to the suggestion of using the Taiping
       Rebellion (1850-1864) as a basis for an alternate history.  It was
       the largest war between 1800 and 1935, costing 20,000,000 lives and
       weakening the Manchu Dynasty enough to contribute to its downfall
       fifty years later.  It was started by Hong Xiuchuan, who claimed to
       be the younger brother of Jesus.  He swept through southeastern
       China and eventually captured Nanjing in 1853, having raised over a
       million supporters.  Eventually he was defeated by Tseng Kuo-Fan, Li
       Hung-Chang, and Charles George Gordon in 1864.  One of the panelists
       recommended George MacDonald Fraser's _F_l_a_s_h_m_a_n _a_n_d _t_h_e _D_r_a_g_o_n as
       good historical fiction about this era.

            A couple of alternate Civil War novels mentioned (and
       criticized) were Harry Harrison's _A _R_e_b_e_l _i_n _T_i_m_e and Leonard
       Skimin's _G_r_a_y _V_i_c_t_o_r_y.  Panelists pointed out that in Harrison's
       novel a black FBI agent is sent back to stop a Southern white
       supremacist time traveler.  First of all, they wouldn't send a black
       agent back, and second, the Southerner had supposed never heard of
       John Brown--a highly unlikely occurrence.  In Skimin's book, the
       people are all from the 20th Century--not literally, but they think
       like 20th Century people, and talk like 20th Century people, and act
       like 20th Century people.  (It's what my husband Mark calls the
       _H_a_p_p_y _D_a_y_s syndrome--the show was set in the 1960s, but everyone in
       it was straight from the 1980s.)

            As to the greater question of why alternate histories are
       popular, three reasons were suggested.  First of all, there is
       perhaps more dissatisfaction with the present, so people are looking
       to see how things could be better ("if only") or console themselves
       that they aren't worse ("thank goodness").  Second, alternate
       histories allow one to reduce very complex issues to one simple
       change.  They give people the feeling that they could actually
       control their world.  And lastly, more authors are historically
       trained.  Turtledove, for example, has a doctorate in Byzantine
       history, but there is not a great market for Byzantine historians
       right now, so he has become an author instead.  And as an author, he
       writes about what he knows best.















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                                Panel: OOOOppppeeeerrrraaaa &&&& SSSSFFFF
                                   Sunday, 4 PM
       Thorarinn Gunnarsson, Evelyn C. Leeper, Mark R. Leeper (moderator),

            Originally Lisa Barnett and Susan Shwartz were supposed to be
       on this panel, but Barnett wasn't able to make it, and Shwartz was
       so exhausted when she arrived at the Green Room that she decided to
       skip it and try to get rested enough to judge the masquerade later
       that evening.  (I suspect it was also partially that Mark's idea of
       what the panel should be about was too analytical for her.)  Since I
       had been the one who had suggested this panel initially, I agreed to
       help fill in the gap.

            Gunnarson was trained as an opera singer, so he had some actual
       first-hand experience on this subject.

            We got into a bit of a discussion at the beginning about
       exactly what _i_s opera.  For example, is Jeff Wayne's _W_a_r _o_f _t_h_e
       _W_o_r_l_d_s opera?  Technically not, since it has some narration, and
       opera is defined (at least in some circles) as being entirely sung.
       On the other hand, that definition excludes Bizet's _C_a_r_m_e_n
       (generally considered an opera) and includes _L_e_s _M_i_s_e_r_a_b_l_e_s
       (generally not considered an opera), so I suspect the best
       definition of opera may be similar to Damon Knight's definition of
       science fiction: "It's what I point to when I say it."

            We also drifted off into a discussion of how opera (actually
       music in general) fits in with the creative writing process.  Some
       writers say that listening to music while they are writing inspires
       them; others avoid music at that time.  ("While they are writing"
       was used to mean, I believe, the period of time during which they
       were working on something, not just the time they were sitting at
       the typewriter or word processor.)  Gunnarson claimed that Sterling
       and Shiner fall in the latter category, though someone from the
       audience said they had heard that these writers did listen to music.
       The vagueness of what time periods specified may have led to the
       confusion, but the basic idea--that music can affect what you write-
       --remains.

            And this led to a brief listing of books in which opera or
       music play a role.  Thomas M. Disch's _O_n _W_i_n_g_s _o_f _S_o_n_g is certainly
       one that examines the power of music.  Tom Holt's _E_x_p_e_c_t_i_n_g _S_o_m_e_o_n_e
       _T_a_l_l_e_r is a humorous novel set in the world of Wagner's "Ring
       Cycle."  (And Shwartz said that one of Marion Zimmer Bradley's
       novels is based on Verdi's "La Forza del Destino.")  Jack Vance's
       _S_p_a_c_e _O_p_e_r_a deals with a traveling opera company.  These three
       examples show the variety of ways in which a book can relate to
       opera.

            Speaking of Wagner's "Ring" led people to say they had seen the
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       Century, and so on, but not in space.  Then someone said they seemed
       to remember having seen that!

            Before coming up with possible science fiction operas, we
       discussed the requirements for a successful opera in general.  It
       needs a limited cast (you can have a lot of extras, but three dozen
       major characters will strain the resources of any opera company and
       the memory of any opera goer).  It must also have an emotional story
       with a clear conclusion.  The most difficult requirement is that it
       not be "narrator-oriented."  It turns out that many (most?) of the
       popular science fiction novels are narrator-oriented, making them
       unsuitable for opera.

            I pointed out that there had been a plan to make an opera of
       _S_t_a_r _T_r_e_k, but this failed, in large part because the planners had
       very little knowledge of opera.  The proposal was put to the New
       York City Opera sometime late in 1990 (I believe), but the
       requirement was that the opera open in 1991 for the 25th Anniversary
       of the show.  But an opera takes much longer than that to plan and
       stage, and eventually Paramount (or whoever) withdrew the idea.

            Other suggestions from the audience and panelists which were
       not so time-constrained were Tom Godwin's "The Cold Equations"
       (well, it certainly has a limited cast), Mary Shelley's _F_r_a_n_k_e_n_s_t_e_i_n
       (I'm surprised this hasn't been done already), _S_t_a_r _W_a_r_s (which has
       been made into a ballet), Jules Verne's _T_w_e_n_t_y _T_h_o_u_s_a_n_d _L_e_a_g_u_e_s
       _U_n_d_e_r _t_h_e _S_e_a, and any of the Sherlock Holmes stories.  Gunnarson
       has already scored _T_w_e_n_t_y _T_h_o_u_s_a_n_d _L_e_a_g_u_e_s _U_n_d_e_r _t_h_e _S_e_a.  (He also
       said he had written a diptych _E_r_e _U_n_t_o _D_e_a_t_h with each piece
       patterned after the structure of a Beethoven symphony.)  Someone
       observed that _S_t_a_r _W_a_r_s meets all of Verdi's requirements.  If
       anyone can enlighten me as to what these requirements are, I would
       be grateful.

            Picking something to make an opera from is not as easy as it
       may seem.  It was observed that even Shakespeare's works, which
       would seem like prime candidates, have not transitioned well: only
       _M_a_c_b_e_t_h, _O_t_h_e_l_l_o, _R_o_m_e_o _a_n_d _J_u_l_i_e_t, and _T_h_e _M_e_r_r_y _W_i_v_e_s _o_f _W_i_n_d_s_o_r
       of his thirty-seven plays have been made into operas.

            Someone (Gunnarson, I believe) cited a study that claimed in
       1991, more people attended opera than attended baseball games.  (I
       wonder if that is counting all baseball down through Little League,
       or just major league games.)

            Someone pointed out this panel was just like real opera: of the
       fifteen people in the audience, three fell asleep for part of it.

            When this panel was announced, I asked on the Net for examples
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       Benford, David & LeGuin, Ursula K.   "Rigel-9"
       Benford, David                       "Star's End"
       Blomdahl, Karl-Birger                "Aniara"
       Davis, Anthony & Atherton, Deborah   "Under the Double Moon"
       Dresher, Paul & Eckert, Rinded       "Power Failure"
       Glass, Philip                        "Einstein on the Beach"
       Glass, Philip                        "1000 Airplanes on the Roof"
       Glass, Philip                        "Hydrogen Jukebox"
       Glass, Philip                        "Juniper Tree"
       Glass, Philip & Lessing, Doris       "The Making of the
                                             Representative from Planet 8"
       Haydn, J.                            "Il Mondo della Luna"
       Janacek, H.                          "The Excursions of Mr Broucek"
       Janacek, H.                          "The Macropoulous Affair"
       Ligeti, G.                           "Le Grand Macabre"
       Mackover, Todd                       "Valis"
       Menotti, Giancarlo                   "A Bride from Pluto"
       Menotti, Giancarlo                   "Help, Help the Globolinks!"
       Monk, Meredith & Chong, Ping         "The Games"
       Offenbach, Jacques                   "Tales of Hoffman"
       Offenbach, Jacques                   "Journey to the Moon"
       Rice, Jeff                           "The War of the Worlds"
       Swan, Donald                         "Perelandra"
       ?                                    "A Wrinkle in Time"
       ?                                    (Robert Anton Wilson's stuff)

            An addition suggested during the panel was "The Voyages of
       Edgar Allan Poe" (composer unknown).

                                    MMMMaaaassssqqqquuuueeeerrrraaaaddddeeee
                                 Sunday, 8:30 PM
                    Rick and Wolf Foss (masters of ceremonies)

            The Masquerade began with an announcement that it was being
       dedicated to the memory of Fritz Leiber, who died Saturday,
       September 5.

            Once again, Mark and I decided to avail ourselves of the
       privileges accorded us because of our Press ribbons and chose to sit
       in that section instead of waiting for the mad rush when the doors
       opened.

            Before the masquerade proper, there were the usual
       announcements, including the one about no flash photography.  This
       was followed immediately by someone taking a flash photo, at which
       point two guards ran over, grabbed the person, and carried her out.
       (I suspect it was all staged. :-) )

            There was no booklet listing the entrants, which would have
       been a nice touch.  I understand the difficulties in producing it,
       though, since it can't really be done ahead of time, and finding the
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            However, the committee did do something new which I think is a
       great idea: in addition to the usual photography area, they arranged
       for an area where the visually impaired could _f_e_e_l the costumes
       (assuming this was okay with the entrants, one supposes--it's
       conceivable that a costume could be so fragile as to preclude any
       touching).  I would be curious to know if anyone took advantage of
       this arrangement.

            As usual, the children's masquerade preceded the main section.
       There were only three entries, so this went fairly quickly.  There
       were about fifty entries in the main masquerade, and everything had
       been organized so that this section went smoothly, and the first
       run-through was finished around 10:30 PM, which gave me plenty of
       time to make the preview at 11:30.  The quality of the costumes this
       year was well above that of the preceding few years, and the spate
       of fan-fold costumes that one seemed to be seeing all the time for a
       while has given way to a more varied assortment.  (For example,
       "St. Alia of the Knife" used a stained-glass-window effect.)
       However, there are still too many which are songs or skits rather
       than costumes, though the number seems to be declining--I don't know
       if this means that people have gotten the message, or that the
       committee is actually weeding out the non-costumes.  In general, I
       was in agreement with the awards: "At the Ball" for Best of Class
       (Novice), "Pumpkinhead" for Best of Class (Journeyman), "Ice
       Spirits" for "Best in Class" (Master), "St. Alia of the Knife" for
       Most Spectacular, and "Heroes" for Best of Show.  (There were other
       awards, but these were the major ones.)

            I would like to point out that "Heroes," the Best in Show (and
       most people's favorite to judge by the applause), was a Journeyman
       entry.  (There are three classes: Novice, Journeyman, and Master;
       which category you are in depends on how many awards you have won in
       previous contests.)  This was an entry based on the works of Gordon
       R. Dickson, and consisted of two large models of books.  As the
       covers were opened and the pages turned, characters in the
       illustrations stepped out of the books and came to life, while the
       voice-over narration described how the reader, a young boy, learned
       about heroism, bravery, loyalty, and so on, from these books.  I
       hope Dickson was there to see it; if not, I hope someone sends him a
       videotape of it.

            (One of our friends missed the masquerade; he was paged before
       it started and it turned out his son had broken his hand in the car
       door.)


















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                                  Preview: DDDDoooooooorrrrssss
                                 Sunday, 11:30 PM
                               George R. R. Martin

            This was the second showing of the sneak preview of the
       Columbia Pictures/ABC pilot _D_o_o_r_s, and was somewhat sparsely
       attended.  I assume most of the people interested in it attended the
       first show, but I didn't realize it was an alternate history show
       until friends returning from the first showing told me so.

            The title, by the way, will be changed.  The studio thought
       that there would be no confusion between this and the film _T_h_e _D_o_o_r_s
       but Jim Morrison's estate thought otherwise, so the studio is
       casting about for a new name.  The most likely candidate at this
       point seems to be _D_o_o_r_w_a_y_s.

            This was the pilot for the series (six more scripts have been
       ordered, each of which will be an hour long).  This film was seventy
       minutes long, designed to run in a ninety-minute time slot.  (The
       European version will be in a two-hour slot, with some additional
       scenes.)  This was a very rough cut, minus many of the special
       effects, sound looping, and color timing.  The music used was only
       temporary and there were no credits. In particular, the special
       effect of the Door itself is missing.

            The show starts out in our world.  An unidentified woman is
       brought into the hospital.  This turns out to be Cat, a fugitive
       from some cyborg warriors who are chasing her through "doors" to
       bring her back to their timeline under the orders of a "Dark Lord."
       She escapes the hospital with Tom, the doctor who decides to help
       her get to the door opening up in Colorado.  They get there, have a
       fight with the warriors, and Tom ends up going through the door with
       her--at which point he finds out the doors are one-way only (or so
       Cat thinks).  This new world is one in which some bioengineering got
       out of hand around 1978 and a bug ate all the oil in the world, and
       in fact, all petroleum-based products.  (This bug is apparently
       still around, since in the longer version there is a scene in which
       Tom's credit cards dissolve.)  So we have what looks like almost a
       standard post-holocaust society, with cars being pulled as wagons by
       horses (shades of _T_h_i_n_g_s _t_o _C_o_m_e), and all sorts of mongrel
       technology.  The warriors have followed them through, however, and
       even follow them to Denver when they arrange to have an injured man
       flown there by U.S. Post Office hot-air balloon, in part because a
       door is opening there soon.  This door opens after Tom and Cat again
       fight the warriors, and they jump through and almost fall down what
       appears to be a giant cliff.  Then the camera pulls back and we see
       they're really standing on the top of a giant Mt. Rushmore-type
       sculpture (in Colorado?--they've already said the doors don't change
       your time or physical location) with the sculptured faces of
       Benjamin Franklin, Davy Crockett, Victoria Woodhull, and an Iroquois
       chief whose name I didn't catch.











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            The show is full of humor of the sort copied from Arnold
       Schwarzenegger movies.  In one scene, Tom says, "Of all the
       emergency rooms in all the hospitals in all the world, why did you
       have to come into mine?"  There's a running gag about Cat biting
       people's noses off.  Mercifully, there were no jokes about "Tom and
       Cat."

            There were some minor flaws in the script, with characters
       behaving in unlikely ways.  My major complaint was that there was
       too much in it.  The parallel worlds would have been enough without
       the warriors and the Dark Lords and all that stuff.  But it _i_s
       alternate history, so if and when it shows up, I'll be watching.
       Whether it lasts is another story.  As Martin said, "Our success
       will be determined by how well we do."

                         Panel: LLLLoooosssstttt AAAArrrrtttt ooooffff tttthhhheeee NNNNeeeewwwwsssszzzziiiinnnneeee
                                   Monday, 1 PM
          Mike Glyer (moderator), Timothy Lane, Dick Lynch, Laurie Mann

            The first thing I heard when I got to this panel was that Mike
       Glyer is hoping I get my con report done early so he can use it to
       help him write the con report for _F_i_l_e _7_7_0.  Talk about ego-boo!

            One reason proposed for the decline of the newszine was the
       rise of electronic bulletin boards and electronic communications in
       general.  By the time any traditional fanzine can get out, almost
       everyone has already heard what news there was.  What the boards
       don't cover, the semi-prozines do, and with more staff and money
       than a fanzine can dedicate.  And even a lot of clubzines have
       started printing news of interest to their members as well.
       Newszines have to be timely, and unless they're done electronically,
       that's almost impossible these days.  Of course, I pointed out that
       Mark has said that between the death of live television in the 1950s
       and the rise of electronic bulletin boards in the 1980s, there was
       no real way to make a fool of yourself instantaneously around the
       world.  Now, once again, there is.  And even newszines are not
       immune, and make mistakes.  Consider last year's Hugo nominees list
       that appeared in _L_o_c_u_s: in an effort to scoop the competition, _L_o_c_u_s
       printed up the first list Chicon V sent them.  (Chicon was using
       _L_o_c_u_s to verify the story lengths, so _L_o_c_u_s was in a privileged
       position.)  After it was typeset and almost ready to go to press,
       Chicon released a longer list of nominees--the short list was due to
       a misunderstanding of where the cut-off was to make the ballot.  So
       _L_o_c_u_s ran an addendum to their list of nominations with more
       nominations.  But the result was that nominees and voters knew
       whether someone had been at the top of the nominations list, or
       further down.  A lot of finger-pointing went on, but I would say the
       basic flaw is in giving one newszine a preference over the others by
       releasing the names to them first.  Surely the committees can find a
       better way to validate nominations.












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            People who still produce newszines say that this timeliness
       forces them to drop a lot of letters of comment to make room for
       current news.  Long convention reports also get cut.  (Long
       convention reports?  No on writes those any more, do they? :-) )

            On the other hand, there is still a need for a newszine that
       interprets the facts, instead of just reporting them.  (Consider the
       parallel to the everyday world.  We get our factual news from radio
       or television, but many people still subscribe to a weekly "news
       magazine" which gives us more of an interpretation and background
       for the news than we can get from other, more immediate sources.)

            Mike Glyer closed by reading the Hogu winners, which I do not
       have handy, so I hope he saved his copy for _F_i_l_e _7_7_0.

            Someone on the panel described this as a panel of heavyweights;
       I don't think they were speaking entirely figuratively. :-)

                                  Miscellaneous

            All business passed on to the MagiCon WSFS Business Meeting
       passed, including counting electronic fan writing toward Hugo fan
       writer eligibility and restricting Hugo voting and business meeting
       participation to natural persons only.  (I guess this rules out
       Data, right?)  The electronic fan writing amendment contains a
       reference to "generally available electronic media," which should
       prove an interesting phrase when the issue of electronic fanzines
       comes up, since WSFS has now recognized the concept that electronic
       media _c_a_n be considered "generally available."

            The hotel had an automatic check-out through the television,
       and it was working, making check-out a breeze.

            One more time, I'll list the Worldcons I've attended and rank
       them, best to worst (the middle cluster are pretty close together,
       and it's getting harder and harder to fit the new ones in, perhaps
       because the cons of fifteen years ago are hard to remember in
       detail):
                 Noreascon II
                 MagiCon
                 Noreascon III
                 Noreascon I
                 Midamericon
                 LACon
                 Chicon V
                 Discon II
                 Seacon
                 Confederation
                 Chicon IV
                 ConFiction
                 Conspiracy











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                 Iguanacon
                 Suncon
                 Nolacon II
                 Constellation

            I note in passing that this con report clocks in at about
       20,000 words, my longest ever, which I would like to attribute to
       the abundance of interesting programming rather than my own
       verbosity.  (At Chicon V last year I went to twelve panels; this
       year at MagiCon I went to sixteen.)

            In another hard-fought battle, Glasgow won the bid for 1995,
       making 1994/1995 the first time the Worldcon has been out of the
       United States for two years in a row.  2541 votes were cast, even
       more than last year's heavy voting of 2108: 1310 for Glasgow and
       1147 for Atlanta.  The counting went much faster than last year,
       because the ballots, mail-in _a_n_d on-site, were validated (verified
       that each voter was a member of Magicon and had paid his or her
       voting fee) as they arrived.  Samuel R. Delany and Gerry Anderson
       are the Guests of Honour; the Fan Guest of Honour will be announced
       at ConFrancisco.  The convention with be called Intersection and be
       August 24 through 28, 1995.  (Contact address in the United States
       is Theresa Renner, Box 15430, Washington DC 20003.)  In a very
       lightly voted contest, Atlanta won the NASFIC: DragonCon, which will
       be held July 12-16, 1995.  (Note that this was not the same
       committee that bid for the Worldcon.)  It will be fascinating to see
       what the unusual scheduling of the con does.  Will there be more
       fans who attend both?  Will more students and teachers attend the
       NASFIC?  Stay tuned.

            Next year in San Francisco!