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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                     Club Notice - 7/2/93 -- Vol. 12, No. 1


       MEETINGS UPCOMING:

       Unless otherwise stated, all meetings are in Holmdel 4N-509
            Wednesdays at noon.

         _D_A_T_E                    _T_O_P_I_C

       07/14  SIGHT OF PROTEUS by Charles Sheffield (Human Metamorphosis)
       08/04  Hugo Short Story Nominees
       08/25  CONSIDER PHLEBAS by Iain Banks
                       (Space Opera with a Knife Twist)
       09/15  WORLD AT THE END OF TIME by Frederik Pohl
                       (Modern Stapledonian Fiction)

       Outside events:
       07/31  Deadline for Hugo Ballots to be postmarked
       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the second
       Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call 201-933-2724 for
       details.  The New Jersey Science Fiction Society meets on the third
       Saturday of every month in Belleville; call 201-432-5965 for details.

       HO Chair:     John Jetzt        HO 1E-525  908-834-1563 holly!jetzt
       LZ Chair:     Rob Mitchell      HO 1C-523  908-834-1267 holly!jrrt
       MT Chair:     Mark Leeper       MT 3D-441  908-957-5619 mtgzfs3!leeper
       HO Librarian: Nick Sauer        HO 4F-427  908-949-7076 homxc!11366ns
       LZ Librarian: Lance Larsen      LZ 3L-312  908-576-3346 quartet!lfl
       MT Librarian: Mark Leeper       MT 3D-441  908-957-5619 mtgzfs3!leeper
       Factotum:     Evelyn Leeper     MT 1F-329  908-957-2070 mtgpfs1!ecl
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       1. Something that has been bothering me is:  what  the  heck  is  a
       pineapple?  I think I like pineapple juice for breakfast as much as
       most people like orange juice.  My problem with pineapples is  that
       I  don't  know what they are.  I mean, an orange is a citrus fruit.
       That is a  nice comforting thing to know.  Hey, when I get tired of
       oranges  I  can move on to tangerines or mandarin oranges if I want
       something sweeter.  If I want  something  less  sweet  but  bigger,
       there are grapefruits.  Then there are lemons, which are great as a
       healthy spice or sweetened as a beverage.  But what do  you  branch
       out to from a pineapple?  Well, it turns out that there are a whole
       family of things that, like a pineapple, are a  real  pain  to  get











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       into but once you do, they are worth the struggle.  Scientists tell
       us that the  closest  living  relative  of  the  pineapple  is  the
       lobster.   Both  are  cousins of a Puccini opera, some of which are
       very sweet inside if you get past the exterior.  I have even  heard
       it  suggested that when you got past Mark Twain's mean exterior she
       was sweet inside.  I prefer not to believe that.  He  was  sour  to
       the core.  That's why I like him.

       I recently saw the film biography of Samuel L. Clemens.  This was a
       pretty wretched and overblown Hollywood effort.  But one thing they
       did have in the film was that Clemens was born with the  coming  of
       Halley's  Comet.   And  he  always  claimed  he  would  go out with
       Halley's Comet.  And sure enough, he did.  Well, now, I have  tried
       to  pattern  my  humor on his.  (Now don't say you hadn't noticed.)
       And with lifespans I expect to have the edge.   He  was  born  with
       Halley's  Comet  and  was able to hold on until it came again.  The
       only thing I can find that happened  when  I  was  born  was  Harry
       Truman  signing a bill giving parity to Wisconsin dairy farmers and
       I expect to hang on until Harry Truman signs one again.


                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3D-441 908-957-5619
                                           ...mtgzfs3!leeper




            Those who lack the courage will always find a
            philosophy to justify it.
                                          -- Albert Camus



































        7TH ANNUAL SUMMER FESTIVAL OF FANTASY, HORROR, AND SCIENCE FICTION
     Film Forum, 209 West Houston Street, New York City, NY 10014, 212-727-8110


                               VAL LEWTON FESTIVAL

       Fri-Mon   Jul 2-5         THE GHOST SHIP; CAT PEOPLE;
                                         I WALKED WITH A ZOMBIE
       Tue-Thu   Jul 6-8         THE GHOST SHIP; LEOPARD MAN;
                                         ISLE OF THE DEAD
       Fri-Sun   Jul 9-11        THE GHOST SHIP; CAT PEOPLE;
                                         THE BODY SNATCHER
       Mon-Tue   Jul 12-13       THE GHOST SHIP; MADEMOISELLE FIFI;
                                         YOUTH RUNS WILD
       Wed-Thu   Jul 14-15       THE GHOST SHIP; THE SEVENTH VICTIM; BEDLAM

                              ED WOOD; JR. FESTIVAL

       Fri-Sun   Jul 16-18       PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE; BRIDE OF THE
                                         MONSTER; NIGHT OF THE GHOULS
       Mon-Tue   Jul 19-20       THE SINISTER URGE; THE VIOLENT YEARS;
                                         MARRIED TOO YOUNG
       Wed-Thu   Jul 21-22       GLEN OR GLENDA?; JAIL BAIT

                               MARIO BAVA FESTIVAL

       Fri-Sun   Jul 23-25       BLACK SUNDAY; BLACK SABBATH
       Mon-Tue   Jul 26-27       HERCULES IN THE HAUNTED WORLD;
                                         ERIK THE CONQUERER
       Wed       Jul 28          LISA AND THE DEVIL; BARON BLOOD
       Thu       Jul 29          PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES; CALTIKI, THE
                                         IMMORTAL MONSTER
       Fri-Sat   Jul 30-31       KILL, BABY, KILL; HATCHET FOR THE HONEYMOON

       Sun-Mon   Aug 1-2         BLOOD AND BLACK LACE; THE EVIL EYE
       Tue       Aug 3           BEYOND THE DOOR II; THE HOUSE OF EXORCISM
       Wed-Thu   Aug 4-5         DR. GOLDFOOT AND THE GIRL BOMBS;
                                         DANGER: DIABOLIK; I VAMPIRI





















































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                          DEPARTURES by Harry Turtledove
                    Del Rey, 1993, ISBN 0-345-38011-8, $4.99.
                        A book review by Evelyn C. Leeper
                         Copyright 1993 Evelyn C. Leeper



            While Turtledove is perhaps best known for his alternate
       history stories, and while many of the stories in this collection
       are alternate histories, the back blurb lies when it says, "Here
       Harry Turtledove explores such 'what-ifs' in twenty alternate
       history stories ranging from ancient times to the far, far-different
       future."  Even counting stories with werewolves or vampires as
       alternate histories, only eleven of the twenty stories here are
       alternate history.  But all twenty are good.

            Perhaps because of the historical nature of Turtledove's
       writing, the stories are arranged chronologically (by when the story
       takes place, not by when it was written).  In fact, this collection
       was originally to be titled _P_a_s_t_s, _P_r_e_s_e_n_t_s, _a_n_d _F_u_t_u_r_e_s.  And this
       historical bent is evident even in the non-alternate-history
       stories, as you will see.

            "Counting Potsherds" takes place in the early second century
       B.C.E. and _i_s an alternate history story.  What if the Persians
       defeated the Greeks and democracy never developed?  Turtledove has
       done his research on the Near East (his degree is in Byzantine
       history and he has also used the near East as the setting in his set
       of alternate history stories collected in _A_g_e_n_t _o_f _B_y_z_a_n_t_i_u_m, about
       which I will say more later), and the world here is as well-
       developed as a reader could hope to find.

            "Death in Vesunna" is about history, and books, and the mistake
       of under-estimating one's opponents.  Although reminiscent of Poul
       Anderson's "Time Patrol" stories, it focuses more on the residents
       of the period to which the time travelers go than on the time
       travelers themselves or their time--and this is the whole point.

            Turtledove's best known alternate history stories are his
       "Agent of Byzantium" stories, and "Departures" is a prequel to that
       series.  'Nuff said.

            "Pillar of Cloud, Pillar of Fire" is a regular "Agent of
       Byzantium" story which takes place between "Strange Eruptions"
       (a.k.a. "Etos Kosmou 6816") and "Unholy Trinity" (a.k.a. "Etos
       Kosmou 6824").  Turtledove has at last gotten away from having Basil
       Argyros invent or discover something famous, although the story does
       center around a very modern problem.

            "Islands in the Sea," by its placement here, reads as an
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       of Byzantium" series--not only does Mohammed _n_o_t convert to
       Christianity, but the Muslim Arabs successfully invade southeastern
       Europe much sooner than they actually did.  There is something odd,
       however, about reading a theological argument between a Christian
       and a Muslim written by a Jew.  Well, at least no one can claim he
       is biased.

            If the existence of werewolves makes a story an alternate
       history, then "Not All Wolves" is an alternate history.  A young boy
       who is actually a werewolf is fleeing from an angry mob in Twelfth
       Century Cologne.  Cornered and desperate, he finds help from a most
       unexpected ally.  Though the message is perhaps a bit unsubtle, the
       story is effective.

            "Clash of Arms" is _n_o_t an alternate history story, but a story
       of a heraldic duel.  I suspect one needs to know heraldry better
       than I do to appreciate the story, though even I found it mildly
       interesting.

            "Report of the Special Committee on the Quality of Life" is
       not, strictly speaking, alternate history.  Rather, it's a parody of
       government feasibility studies by having Jaime Nosenada ("I know
       nothing" in Spanish) write up all the reasons why Spain shouldn't
       bother to follow up on Columbus's journey.  Cute, but more than a
       little preachy--I'm sure all the pro-space groups love it.

            An alternate history story only under the most liberal of
       definitions, "Batboy" is a baseball story, but probably wouldn't
       appeal to the average baseball fan--it's primary focus is fantasy
       rather than sports.  "Designated Hitter" is another baseball story,
       but it is a straight science fiction story rather than alternate
       history.  It didn't work as well for me as "Batboy" did, probably
       because it requires more knowledge of the techniques of baseball
       than I have.

            "The Last Reunion" is definitely not alternate history, though
       it recalls _T_h_e _G_u_n_s _o_f _t_h_e _S_o_u_t_h in its story of a Confederate
       captain returning to Richmond in 1932 for a reunion of the Forty-
       seventh North Carolina.  Turtledove recognizes the conflict between
       the nostalgia of the old soldier and the horrors of war, and my only
       complaint is that he doesn't do an entirely successful job of
       reconciling the two.

            If there's such a thing as an alternate future story, "Gladly
       Wolde He Lerne" is one.  Unfortunately, it's a bit predictable
       (especially after the introduction Turtledove wrote) and a bit
       preachy.  In fact, while I like Turtledove's introductions to the
       stories, I would recommend reading them _a_f_t_e_r you read the
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            We're on the receiving end of time traveling in "The Barbecue,
       the Movie, and Other Unfortunately Not So Relevant Material," an
       amusing story and a good change of pace from some of the more
       serious stories in the book.

            "In the Presence of Mine Enemies" is set in one of the more
       common alternate history worlds, one in which Germany won the Second
       World War.  It's about survival under adversity and if it seems
       unlikely, one merely has to look at the recent revelation that large
       numbers of Catholics in the Southwest are descended from Jews who
       fled to the New World to escape the Inquisition.

            Just as "In the Presence of Mine Enemies" might have been
       inspired by news that post-dated it, but wasn't (of course--
       Turtledove is a good writer but not a fortune-teller), so might have
       been "The R Strain."  In the latter case, it is the report of the
       babirusa, a cud-chewing pig, that could have generated this story of
       a genetically altered pig that just might be kosher.  There has been
       much discussion on Usenet lately as to why pork is the ultimate
       non-kosher meat, even more so in people's minds than shellfish or
       anything else.  And Turtledove's story acknowledges this by having
       its Conservative rabbi more concerned about whether the animal is
       prohibited than whether it has been killed in the kosher manner.  To
       the non-Jew this may not matter, yet to a Jew reading this story
       there will remain the nagging feeling that if the rabbi is so blase
       about the manner of killing the animal, his opinion on its kosher
       status may also be suspect.

            I liked "Lure" for its use of Cenozoic mammals, a newly found
       interest of mine.  Everyone is interested in dinosaurs, so I have to
       be different, I guess.  Of course, this somewhat outre interest
       means I picked up some errors, such as Turtledove's having
       _C_y_n_o_d_e_s_m_u_s, _D_i_c_e_r_a_t_h_e_r_i_u_m, and _S_y_n_d_o_c_e_r_o_s, all early Miocene North
       American mammals, in late Miocene Italy (my reference is _T_h_e
       _M_a_c_m_i_l_l_a_n _I_l_l_u_s_t_r_a_t_e_d _E_n_c_y_c_l_o_p_e_d_i_a _o_f _D_i_n_o_s_a_u_r_s _a_n_d _P_r_e_h_i_s_t_o_r_i_c
       _A_n_i_m_a_l_s).  But what the heck--we have dinosaur movies with cavemen
       and dinosaurs co-existing, and those are considerably further apart
       in time, if not in space.  And "Secret Names" is a perfect follow-up
       to "Lure," even though it is set in a post-holocaust future and at
       first appears to have nothing in common with a tale of prehistoric
       mammals.  In fact, "The R Strain," "Lure," and "Secret Names" form a
       nice biological triptych.

            "Les Mortes d'Arthur" is primarily a science fiction murder
       mystery, with some sports thrown in.  I found it similar to some of
       Isaac Asimov's "Wendell Urth" stories, and wonder if it isn't an
       homage of sorts to Asimov.

            The only story I have a real problem with in this collection is
       "Last Favor." Its evolutionary premise is interesting--and has to
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       Earth--but I think there are major problems in assuming its
       conscious self-application, particularly as described here.  Then
       again, I'm sure if I'm wrong, some biologist will tell me.

            The final story is "Nasty, Brutish, and ...."  It's a bar
       story, and also a "So there!" to H. G. Wells (in a manner of
       speaking).  Unlike the five stories preceding it, this one at least
       has some chance of being an alternate history, or at least a secret
       history.

            (There is also an excerpt from Turtledove's _G_u_n_s _o_f _t_h_e _S_o_u_t_h,
       but since it's more an ad than a story, I won't review it here.  I
       do recommend the book, though.)

            _D_e_p_a_r_t_u_r_e_s is a must-buy for alternate history fans, and highly
       recommended even for the general science fiction fan.