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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 12/03/93 -- Vol. 12, No. 23


       MEETINGS UPCOMING:

       Unless otherwise stated, all meetings are in Holmdel 4N-509
            Wednesdays at noon.

         _D_A_T_E                    _T_O_P_I_C

       12/08  STAND ON ZANZIBAR by John Brunner (Classic SF)
       01/05  A MILLION OPEN DOORS by John Barnes (Nebula Nominee) (MT)
       01/26  Bookswap (MT)
       02/16  Demo of Electronic Hugo and Nebula Anthology (MT)

       Outside events:
       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the second
       Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call 201-933-2724 for
       details.  The New Jersey Science Fiction Society meets on the third
       Saturday of every month in Belleville; call 201-432-5965 for details.

       HO Chair:     John Jetzt        MT 2G-432  908-957-5087 holly!jetzt
       LZ Chair:     Rob Mitchell      HO 1C-523  908-834-1267 holly!jrrt
       MT Chair:     Mark Leeper       MT 3D-441  908-957-5619 mtgzfs3!leeper
       HO Librarian: Nick Sauer        HO 4F-427  908-949-7076 homxc!11366ns
       LZ Librarian: Lance Larsen      HO 2C-318  908-949-4156 quartet!lfl
       MT Librarian: Mark Leeper       MT 3D-441  908-957-5619 mtgzfs3!leeper
       Factotum:     Evelyn Leeper     MT 1F-329  908-957-2070 mtgpfs1!ecl
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       1.  Our next discussion book is John Brunner's STAND  ON  ZANZIBAR,
       of which Charlie Harris says:

       I nominated this book, winner of the 1969 Hugo,  because  I  own  a
       copy  and  hadn't  yet  read  it.  I neglected to check on how many
       pages  it  has.   According  to  Nicholls'  _T_h_e   _S_c_i_e_n_c_e   _F_i_c_t_i_o_n
       _E_n_c_y_c_l_o_p_e_d_i_a,  Brunner's  "magnum  opus,  _S_t_a_n_d _o_n _Z_a_n_z_i_b_a_r (1968),
       [is] probably the longest sf novel written from within the genre to
       that  date."  I'm a slow reader, and last weekend while visiting my
       daughter and son-in-law, I mentioned that  by  Thursday  I  had  to
       write  a  review  of  a  650-page  book  that I hadn't yet finished
       reading.  "How far  along  are  you?"  asked  Elaine.   "Page  34."
       Quipped Chris, "You'll have to get the Cliffs Notes."












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       On Wednesday, having progressed not much farther, I stopped at  the
       local library, and headed for Dewey 809.3.  Imagine my delight when
       I saw, nestled among the volumes of critical commentary on sf,  the
       familiar yellow and black of a Cliffs Notes cover!  Sure enough, it
       was Cliffs _S_c_i_e_n_c_e _F_i_c_t_i_o_n: _A_n _I_n_t_r_o_d_u_c_t_i_o_n,  with  analyses  of  a
       dozen or so great SF novels.

       Alas, _S_t_a_n_d _o_n _Z_a_n_z_i_b_a_r is not one of them.  (_T_h_e _M_o_o_n _I_s  _a  _H_a_r_s_h
       _M_i_s_t_r_e_s_s  is; I could have used that last month.)  Is it fair to go
       ahead and review a book that one hasn't finished reading?   Yes,  I
       think  so, especially if the fault is at least partly the author's.
       _S_t_a_n_d _o_n _Z_a_n_z_i_b_a_r is very difficult to read.  Not only does it make
       heavy use of future slang, but, following in Dos Passos' footsteps,
       it intermixes snippets of news stories, biographies, excerpts  from
       fictitious books, and commercials with rather short segments of the
       main plot line.  Or rather, with at least three main plot lines.

       I have no doubt that the plot lines will converge  eventually,  and
       that  the  snippets  will  be seen as integral to the book.  At the
       start, though, trying to make sense of it all  is  a  struggle.   I
       have  the  feeling  (as with John Barth's equally long _T_h_e _S_o_t-_W_e_e_d
       _F_a_c_t_o_r) that as soon as I finish _S_t_a_n_d _o_n  _Z_a_n_z_i_b_a_r  I'll  want  to
       read it again, to catch all that I missed the first time.

       The title of the book stems not from  its  setting,  but  from  the
       overpopulation  that  is  its  shaping  force:  Whereas in 1900 the
       entire population  of  the  Earth  could  have  stood  shoulder-to-
       shoulder  on  the Isle of Wight (147 square miles), by 2010 Brunner
       postulates that they'd cover  the  Island  of  Zanzibar  (some  650
       square  miles)--and  by  the time the book ends, "tens of thousands
       would be  knee-deep  in  the  water."   Stringent  restrictions  on
       reproduction  have  not stemmed the human tide.  Living space is at
       such a premium that even a rising corporate executive  like  Norman
       House  is obliged to share the exorbitant cost of an apartment with
       Donald Hogan, a  "synthesist"  paid  by  the  Government  to  study
       everything  and look for connections.  In return for the Government
       support, Hogan has agreed to take on other roles (for example, spy)
       when so instructed; the role he's later given is assassin.

       Other characters include Dr.  Sugaiguntung  (a  genius  at  genetic
       biology), Shalmaneser (a sentient computer), Chad Mulligan (a rebel
       sociologist, whose name we first encounter  as  author  of  several
       book  excerpts),  and  Zadkiel Obomi (president of the suspiciously
       peaceful West African country of Beninia).

       Comparing _S_t_a_n_d _o_n _Z_a_n_z_i_b_a_r with another dystopian  Brunner  novel,
       _T_h_e  _S_h_e_e_p  _L_o_o_k  _U_p  (which I greatly enjoyed), David Samuelson in
       Magill's _S_u_r_v_e_y _o_f _S_c_i_e_n_c_e _F_i_c_t_i_o_n _L_i_t_e_r_a_t_u_r_e found _Z_a_n_z_i_b_a_r  "less
       didactic,  less  directive  in its social message....  Although the
       reader may not fully understand it, his complicity  in  helping  to
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       world may have a  more  lasting  effect  on  the  conscious  level,
       reorienting  the  reader's  observation  of  his  own  contemporary
       society, as well as the nature of the science fiction novel....  In
       _S_t_a_n_d _o_n _Z_a_n_z_i_b_a_r, [Brunner] has given us a textbook example of how
       a futurological imagination can employ modernist  literary  devices
       to produce a science fiction masterpiece."  [-csh]


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       2. I always knew that at some point we would really get to the  "me
       generation."   No,  I  don't mean just that everyone is thinking of
       themselves.  I mean ME!  As in Mark Leeper.  People had to  realize
       sooner  or  later  that  the  true  essence of cool is Mark Leeper.
       People would be trying to look and act like me.  They would imitate
       my  stylish,  irreverent  wit,  my  casual  yet thoughtful style of
       dress, they would be growing beards that look like  mine  with  the
       dashing  highlights  of brown and gray.  Or people might be be able
       to buy false-Mark-Leeper beards so they could look like me even  if
       they  could not grow such a great beard themselves and so the trend
       would not discriminate on the basis of sex.

       Well, I have this to say about the Mark Leeper trend.  Uh, it isn't
       here yet.  But it's starting.  People are starting to imitate how I
       was as a teenager.  More and more people are  getting  into  things
       that  have  been  interests  of  mine  all  along.  As a teen I was
       interested in Samurais and Japanese culture in general.  Well it is
       more true on the west coast but there are a lot of people who share
       that interest.  Movies have reflected the television shows  I  used
       to  watch.   When  I  was  really young it was Superman for me, and
       films sort of followed the trend and have gotten up to  my  teenage
       years.   This  summer  they  got  up to _T_h_e _F_u_g_i_t_i_v_e there is now a
       release of _T_h_e _B_e_v_e_r_l_y _H_i_l_l_b_i_l_l_i_e_s.  They have not made a movie  of
       _O_u_t_e_r  _L_i_m_i_t_s  yet,  but I suspect it cannot be too long.  _T_w_i_l_i_g_h_t
       _Z_o_n_e has been made into a film, as has _S_t_a_r _T_r_e_k.  Of  course  they
       have  already  done  _T_h_e _U_n_t_o_u_c_h_a_b_l_e_s.  Hollywood is slowly working
       its way up to my college years.

       One real shocker was that I never expected recreational mathematics
       to  take off.  I loved it as a teenager.  Give me a pencil and some
       paper and I was busy and happy for a long  time.   At  the  time  I
       thought  that  if  other people thought of mathematics in the right
       way, they would be doing the same thing.  The problem was that most
       people just hadn't seen the beauty of mathematics.  Well not all of
       math took off, but one problem in group theory did.  At one point I
       remember  seeing  little  kids on the street working the problem of
       finding inverses to arbitrary elements in  a  particularly  complex
       group.   The group is, of course, the set of positions of a Rubik's
       Cube.  I guess the moral here is  that  if  you  can  cast  a  math
       problem in plastic, it can capture people's imagination.  There was
       even a cartoon show on TV with a Rubik's cube as  a  hero.   No  it











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       doesn't  make  sense,  but  it shows the degree to which people can
       learn to get enthused about a math problem.

       Well, if I am right and  we  are  going  to  get  the  Mark  Leeper
       Generation,  soon  we should be finding a great flourish in quality
       writing and soon everybody is going to be writing  weekly  comments
       on  the  world around them.  Just remember when they do that it was
       me who started the trend.  The only thing that bothers me  is  that
       it is coming in so slowly--Rubik's Cube was almost a decade ago and
       _T_h_e _F_u_g_i_t_i_v_e was just this year--that by the time the  Mark  Leeper
       Generation comes along it may be too late to save the world.


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       3. ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

            Capsule review:  In a second-rate plot punctuated by
            some  first-rate  jokes,  the new Addams Family film
            tells the story of what happens when a new baby  and
            a  murderous  nanny  come  to  the Addams household.
            Lots of funny gags in the ghoulish Addams style fail
            to  save  the  rather uninteresting plot.  Rating +1
            (-4 to +4).

       Yes, it's time for another visit to the little  house  out  in  the
       middle  of  nowhere,  the  Addams  House.  Perhaps it is out in the
       middle of nowhere because nobody could stand to move  next  to  the
       Addams,  or  perhaps it was once a thriving neighborhood before the
       darling Addams children were let loose on it.  In either case, back
       are  Gomez  (Raoul Julia), Morticia (Angelica Huston), Uncle Fester
       (Christopher Lloyd), Wednesday (Christina  Ricci),  Thing  (Francis
       Ingram), and the rest of the Addams clan.  The characters are based
       on those of the television series which in turn  were  inspired  by
       the  ghoulish New Yorker cartoons of Charles Addams.  Unfortunately
       that sums up the strengths and weaknesses of the new film  and  its
       predecessor.   Magazine  cartoons  have no plot at all, just quick-
       punch jokes.  Where the two Addams Family films are their strongest
       is in the quick-punch jokes.  When the film tries to advance a plot
       it loses most of its energy and humor,  and  tells  a  rather  weak
       story.   It is only when the story-telling comes to a full halt for
       the sake of a joke that the film is really funny.

       This time around the Addams have a new baby  and  little  Wednesday
       and  Pugsley  decide  to  execute the little thing as ghoulishly as
       possible to protect the status quo.  To keep peace  in  the  family
       Gomez  and  Morticia hire a nanny who turns out to be a Black Widow
       murderess (Joan Cusack) out to marry and kill Uncle Fester for  his
       fortune.   Did  I  miss something?  The plot calls for Fester to be
       rich and famous.  I do not remember that ever  being  part  of  the
       plot  before  this  outing.  The story also calls for Wednesday and











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       Pugsley to go to Summer Camp.  So we flash back and  forth  between
       the   Addams   at   home,  a  married-to-a-killer  subplot,  and  a
       Wednesday-and-Pugsley-make-a-shambles-of-a-Summer-Camp     subplot.
       The  two subplots have been done better as full-length films in the
       past.  There is also  an  equation  of  Wednesday's  and  Pugsley's
       eccentricities  with  positive  political  correctness.  The latter
       really was a fiasco and threatens to torpedo the  whole  spirit  of
       the series.

       Still, when it is just showing little  vignettes  that  could  have
       come  from  Addams  cartoons,  it is terrific.  We have very little
       impression of what Addams characters are like  between  the  little
       flashbulb  glimpses  we  get  from  the  cartoons,  so Huston's and
       Julia's performances are based on the interpretations of John Astin
       and  Carolyn  Jones.  It is not easy to outdo an actor at a popular
       role that actor created.  That  is  like  trying  to  do  Inspector
       Clouseau  better than Peter Sellers.  But Julia and Huston actually
       outdo Astin and Jones at their own game.  This is a film  with  big
       ups  and  big  downs  so  overall it gets just a +1 on the -4 to +4
       scale.  (My apologies to Christopher Hart who did such a  good  job
       as  Thing.   Attributing  the  part  to  Ingram was something of an
       inside joke though I doubt that anyone will recognize the reference
       to Francis Ingram.  Anyone want to try to identify that name?)


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       4. THE PIANO (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

            Capsule review:  I may stand alone on this one,  but
            for me _T_h_e _P_i_a_n_o is an unbelievable and over-wrought
            melodrama.  Keitel is at least able to put in a good
            performance,  but as talented as Hunter is, even she
            cannot  make  the  bizarre  Ada   believable.    The
            production  values are good, but the writing of this
            pot-boiler strikes me as being on a par with that of
            _M_a_n_d_i_n_g_o.  Rating -1 (-4 to +4).

       Do not trust me on this one.  I am not someone who gets a whole lot
       out  of  stories  of  people who do strange illogical things in the
       heat of passion.  I tend to find these  tales  comic  at  just  the
       moment  that  they  are trying to be the most serious.  I have this
       nasty tendency to chuckle at D. H. Lawrence stories.  But  for  me,
       _T_h_e  _P_i_a_n_o was an incredibly overwrought and pretentious melodrama.
       When I should have been shuddering I found myself  chortling.   The
       critics who are liking this film so much clearly are better able to
       appreciate this sort of story.

       Holly Hunter plays Ada, a woman who has chosen at an early  age  to
       remain mute for reasons that even she does not understand.  Already
       we can see that Ada gets caught up in situations where she does not











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       understand  her  own behavior and motives.  Rather than a voice she
       has come to express herself through music on her piano and  through
       sign  language.  As the story opens, some time in the 19th Century,
       she has a daughter of about eight (Ana Paquin) and her  father  has
       arranged  a  marriage between her and a New Zealand settler Stewart
       (Sam Neill).  On her arrival in New  Zealand  her  husband  decides
       that  her  piano  is  wrong for life in New Zealand.  For practical
       reasons, though also insensitively, he abandons it  on  the  beach.
       But  without  a  care for the wishes of his new wife he does not go
       back for the piano even when he has a chance.  Ada goes to a  crude
       neighbor,  George  Baines  (Harvey Keitel) to ask him to rescue the
       instrument.  That he does but convinces Stewart to trade to him the
       piano  for a piece of land.  Stewart agrees without even consulting
       Ada.  He knows how much the piano means to her, but after all he is
       a  man  and  so  is  insensitive  to  the  wishes of the wife whose
       affection he is trying to win.

       Baines is extremely lonely and he finds seeing and hearing Ada play
       extremely  erotic.   He  first works a deal for Ada to teach him to
       play the piano as part of  the  land  agreement.   But  as  a  side
       arrangement he tells Ada she can buy back the piano, a black key at
       a time if she will give him little sexual favors while  she  plays.
       This  arrangement  sets into motion a melodrama of sex and violence
       worthy of a drive-in triple feature of exploitation films.  Perhaps
       writer/director Jane Campion has made this film with a modicum more
       polish, but the material is no less trashy than if the  story  were
       set on an Arkansas sawmill.

       Keitel, Hunter, and Neill are all good  actors  but  of  them  only
       Keitel  manages to rise above the material and invest his character
       with real humanity.  At his worst Baines is never far from being  a
       sympathetic character.  It is a bit too easy to feel sorry for poor
       Ada as the powerless victim.  But still her character is  top-heavy
       with  too  many  weird  facets  for even Hunter to make believable.
       (Are there genuinely people  who  not  only  sleepwalk  but  sleep-
       piano-play?)   Ada  brings about the climax of the story of her and
       Stewart  in  an  enigmatic  act  of  piano  mutilation   that   was
       disastrously  unsuccessful,  but  which  would  have been no less a
       fiasco had it gone as she planned.  Somebody would have noticed the
       effect  on the piano soon.  In addition the act seemed to involve a
       note to someone whom she already knew was illiterate.

       At least the film is well-photographed, showing both  positive  and
       negative aspects of life among the Maori of New Zealand in the last
       century.  That adds what watchable elements the film  has.   But  I
       cannot  help  feeling  that  in years to come, once we are past the
       initial rush of political  sympathy,  this  film  is  going  to  be
       considered  an  embarrassment  in  just the same way _B_i_l_l_y _J_a_c_k has
       been.  I give this film a -1 on the -4 to +4 scale.  For  me,  this
       is  the  most  over-rated  film of the year.  Sorry, I fully expect
       that there will be many who disagree, but  Harvey  Keitel  and  the











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       Emperor are dressed just alike.


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       5. A PERFECT WORLD (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

            Capsule review:  This is something  of  a  departure
            for  Eastwood,  a  gritty  and realistic crime drama
            that  slowly  fades   into   a   story   with   warm
            relationships.   Costner  has  center  stage  as  an
            escaped convict who forms a father-son  relationship
            with his young hostage.  Rating: +1 (-4 to +4).

       Clint Eastwood has built a career  on  playing  violent  characters
       particularly  his  "Man  with  No Name" and Dirty Harry.  Two films
       back  he  made  _U_n_f_o_r_g_i_v_e_n,  an  anti-violence  Western  that   was
       nonetheless violent.  There was speculation that his films would be
       less violent from that point on and that _U_n_f_o_r_g_i_v_e_n was a  sort  of
       penance.   The  next  film  he starred in, _I_n _t_h_e _L_i_n_e _o_f _F_i_r_e, was
       another film in the "Dirty Harry" mold, but Eastwood  claimed  that
       he  had  no  artistic control and was just an actor playing a part.
       Eastwood has now directed his first film  since  _U_n_f_o_r_g_i_v_e_n.   Like
       _U_n_f_o_r_g_i_v_e_n  it  is  a film with some violence, but at the same time
       does not glorify that violence.

       Kevin Costner plays Butch Haynes, who breaks out of a Texas  prison
       on Halloween night of 1963 together with Terry Pugh, a brutal hood.
       Along the way they  pick  up  an  eight-year-old  hostage,  Philip,
       played  by  T. J. Lowther.   On  their  trail  is  Texas Ranger Red
       Garnett (Eastwood) who has  been  assigned  a  state  criminologist
       Sally  Gerber  (Laura  Dern).  This is a Clint Eastwood film, so of
       course Dern is along  to  play  the  required  female  lead  to  be
       subjected  to  the Eastwood character's insensitive male chauvinism
       in the early parts of the film but to be won over  by  Eastwood  in
       the later parts of the film.  In this outing, however, Eastwood and
       Dern take a backseat to Costner and Lowther, who play the real main
       characters  of  the film, Haynes and Philip.  Eventually it is just
       Haynes and Philip on the run and learning to get  along  with  each
       other.  Lowther is attracted to the father figure he was missing at
       home, Costner is torn between his anti-social urges and his  desire
       to  be  a  better  father figure to Philip than Haynes's father had
       been to Haynes.  Costner make a very believable Texas con.

       Much of the story is told with very little mood music  as  Eastwood
       adopts   the  realistic  style  of  _I_n  _C_o_l_d  _B_l_o_o_d  and  _B_a_d_l_a_n_d_s.
       Unfortunately that  is  only  the  part  of  the  story  about  the
       fugitives.   The  witty  in-fighting  of the police on the case and
       comic  bits  involving  an  aluminum  trailer  serving  as   police
       headquarters  for  the  Texas  backroad  chase tend to sabotage the
       almost documentary style of the fugitives' story.  Eventually  this











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       part of the plot gives in to more humanistic values and we get some
       more background music to tell us how to  feel  about  what  we  are
       experiencing.

       Costner's character is one of the more complex ones we have seen on
       the  screen  in  a  while,  particularly  in an Eastwood film.  His
       unfinished business with his own father  has  led  him  to  idolize
       children  and  his  violence  is  usually triggered by his seeing a
       child not being treated well.  He is infuriated  to  discover  that
       Philip's  religion,  Jehovah's  Witness,  does not allow the boy to
       trick or treat or to go  to  carnivals  and  does  not  distinguish
       between  religious  restrictions and parental brutality.  It is the
       combination of his own unintended cruelty to  his  young  companion
       and  his  desire  to  protect  the  boy  that lead the story to its
       denouement.

       Eastwood makes  a  few  beginner's  mistakes  not  expected  of  an
       experienced   director.    There   are  serious  continuity  flaws,
       particularly with  arm  positions  in  a  key  scene  at  both  the
       beginning and end of the film.  This combined with the uneven style
       do not sink the film, but certainly count against  it.   My  rating
       for _A _P_e_r_f_e_c_t _W_o_r_l_d would be a less than perfect +1 on the -4 to +4
       scale.


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       6. MRS. DOUBTFIRE (a film review by Mark R. Leeper):

            Capsule review:  This is an electric  blanket  of  a
            movie.   It  is  thin  but it is reliable and can be
            warm when it has to  be.   Robin  Williams  plays  a
            divorced  man  who wants to be with his children and
            is willing to cross-dress  to  secretly  become  the
            family  nanny.   There  are  funny  moments and warm
            moments,  but  few   thoughtful,   intelligent,   or
            perceptive moments.  Rating: +1 (-4 to +4)

       Robin Williams plays Daniel Hillard, who is a bit like a big child.
       He  tempermentally  walks off of a job providing voices for cartoon
       characters over a principle.  (This reminds one of _T_o_o_t_s_i_e, and  it
       certainly will not be the last such reminder.)  To cheer himself up
       he throws a lavish birthday  party  for  his  son  which  backfires
       involving  both police and his wife Miranda (Sally Field).  This is
       the last straw and Miranda files divorce proceedings that  severely
       limit  Daniel's right to see his own children.  To appease his need
       for work as well as his emotional need to see his  children  Daniel
       has  his  brother,  a gay makeup artist, make him up to look like a
       woman.  Disguised and taking the name Mrs. Doubtfire,  he  secretly
       takes  the  job  of nanny to his own children.  There he is able to
       win the acceptance, albeit unknowing, of his  family.   From  there











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       you  can  pretty  well figure out what comic situations arise.  For
       example, he must learn to cook for his family.  Most  of  the  gags
       here  do  not  even require the major premise of the film, they are
       just generic learning to cook gags.  Then when his  ex-wife  starts
       dating  a rich handsome bachelor (Pierce Brosnan), and of course he
       uses his position as confidant to steer Miranda back to him.  There
       are  few  unfamiliar  situations in this by-the-numbers comedy.  We
       even have that old standby from dating movies,  having  to  balance
       two  simultaneous dates (well, dinner appointments) without anybody
       realizing he is not spending full time with them.

       I will not say I was  a  big  fan  of  _T_o_o_t_s_i_e,  but  at  least  it
       attempted a little more substance than this light-weight comedy.  I
       will say that if I saw both Dustin Hoffman and  Robin  Williams  on
       the  street dressed as women, I would probably be more convinced by
       Williams portrayal, but there the advantages of _M_r_s. _D_o_u_b_t_f_i_r_e over
       _T_o_o_t_s_i_e  end.   There are serious flaws in logic in this film.  Not
       the least of these flaws is that even using a  bodysuit  and  mask,
       the Doubtfire costume would take on the order of fifteen minutes to
       put on and perhaps as long to take off.  There  are  times  in  the
       film  where  Williams  slips in and out of his disguise in seconds.
       Williams is good at varying his voice, but probably not so good  as
       the  story  calls for him to be.  In specific, he fools his wife of
       fourteen years throughout the story with many different voices.   I
       doubt  that  even Mel Blanc could have done that.  The film glosses
       over the difference between being able  to  put  several  different
       characterizations in a voice and the ability to actually disguise a
       voice so is not recognizable.  Another flaw is  the  dependence  on
       slapstick  comedy.  Yes it brings a quick laugh, but it just is not
       as satisfying as real wit in writing.  Too many of the  scenes  are
       just  obvious  and mechanical.  This is a fluffy see-once situation
       comedy that is about what you would expect from Chris Columbus  who
       directed  the  two  "Home  Alone"  films  and  the  somewhat better
       _A_d_v_e_n_t_u_r_e_s _i_n _B_a_b_y_s_i_t_t_i_n_g.  This one gets a rating of +1 on the  -4
       to +4 scale.


                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3D-441 908-957-5619
                                          leeper@mtgzfs3.att.com



            Every age is fed on illusions, lest man should renounce
            life early and the human race come to an end.
                                          -- Joseph Conrad













































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