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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 02/18/94 -- Vol. 12, No. 34


       MEETINGS UPCOMING:

       Unless otherwise stated, all meetings are in Middletown 1R-400C
            Wednesdays at noon.

         _D_A_T_E                    _T_O_P_I_C

       03/09  A CANTICLE FOR LEIBOWITZ by Walter M. Miller (Vividly Memorable SF)
       03/30  THE MIND PARASITES by Colin Wilson (tentative)
       04/20  VALIS by Philip K. Dick (tentative)

       Outside events:
       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the second
       Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call 201-933-2724 for
       details.  The New Jersey Science Fiction Society meets on the third
       Saturday of every month in Belleville; call 201-432-5965 for details.

       HO Chair:     John Jetzt        MT 2G-432  908-957-5087 holly!jetzt
       LZ Chair:     Rob Mitchell      HO 1C-523  908-834-1267 holly!jrrt
       MT Chair:     Mark Leeper       MT 3D-441  908-957-5619 mtgzfs3!leeper
       HO Librarian: Nick Sauer        HO 4F-427  908-949-7076 homxc!11366ns
       LZ Librarian: Lance Larsen      HO 2C-318  908-949-4156 quartet!lfl
       MT Librarian: Mark Leeper       MT 3D-441  908-957-5619 mtgzfs3!leeper
       Factotum:     Evelyn Leeper     MT 1F-329  908-957-2070 mtgpfs1!ecl
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       1. There is a popular old song that goes "I want to  go  where  the
       wild  goose  goes."  I never knew what that was all about.  Do wild
       geese know the best restaurants?  No.  At least I don't think  they
       do.  They certainly don't eat there.  Do you know what a wild goose
       eats?  Let me tell you something.  You don't want to  know.   Let's
       say  a  wild  goose  is  not  the  cleanest or most charming of the
       world's animals.  No, you definitely  don't want to be around  when
       a  wild  goose  is  eating.   They aren't really big on art either.
       Wild geese don't go to movies, they don't frequent nightclubs.  Let
       me  tell you.  A wild goose sleeps at night from sunset to sunrise.
       They eat worms and they eat dreck and they make their own dreck and
       they  fly  around.   And  for a wild goose that is what life is all
       about.  I want to give you the picture  that  we  are  not  talking
       about  the  world's  brightest  animal  here.   If geese gave Nobel
       Prizes to other geese it would be for not being dumber than a  bent











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       nail.  And most years the prize would go to "No Award."

       Some modern cut-up sang the same song to "I won't go where the wild
       geese  go  'cause  I  know  more than a wild goose knows."  But you
       know, this year the geese might have proven me wrong.   It  may  be
       the geese are smarter than I usually give them credit for being and
       they may show that not in where they go but when.   I  have  it  on
       good  authority  that  the wild geese flew south a month early this
       winter.  I am told that when the geese  go  south  for  the  winter
       early,  you  could do a lot worse than to go with them.  Let's face
       it, this would have been not such a bad winter to miss.  There  are
       aspects  of this winter I could have done without.  That's not even
       mentioning  my  theory  that  the  tectonic  plates  got  cold  and
       contracted  and  the rest is Los Angeles history.  But this was the
       year I had a crisis of faith over whether THE FORCE  is  protecting
       our driveway from the ravages of winter.  Longtime readers of these
       ravings will remember my grousing  that  once  Evelyn  was  put  in
       charge  of  deciding  when the driveway got done the Powers That Be
       started protecting our driveway.   We  got  either  no  snow  or  a
       powdered  sugar sort of dusting while people around us got the same
       or considerably worse.  It suddenly became unnecessary  to  do  the
       driveway  so  often.  Most everybody noticed we had a bunch of warm
       winters.  In five or six years I did the driveway once and once  we
       paid someone to do it.  That is nothing like how often I usually do
       it.  But this year was the acid test.  This year was the year  that
       the heavens threw everything at our driveway they could manage.  So
       far I had to shovel once a light snow that was gone  in  two  days.
       We  probably  could  have  gotten away not doing it, but I had this
       Crisis of Faith.  I was wrong.  Evelyn really does have  some  sort
       of  agreement with the Dark Powers.  I am afraid to say any more at
       this point because I am afraid if I say more she will turn me  into
       a wild goose.

       [Note: Guess what?  Since I wrote this we got hit again.  And guess
       who  had  to  do  the driveway?  Evelyn remained protected; it just
       didn't apply to me.]


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       2. BEARS DISCOVER FIRE by Terry Bisson  (Tor,  ISBN  0-312-85411-0,
       1993, 254pp, US$19.95) (book review by Evelyn C. Leeper):

       Many authors have an interchangeable style.  Maybe they learn it in
       writing  workshops or something.  Some do more with it than others,
       but if you took a random paragraph from one, you'd never be able to
       identify the author.

       Not so with Bisson.  When you read, "For the first two hours out of
       Hazard  it's  nothing but clouds.  Flat Mountain's not flat yet and
       you're riding an 8-percent switchback patched together out  of  old











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       highways,"  you  _k_n_o_w  it's  Terry Bisson's writing.  Bisson writes
       about trucks and guns and cars and Kentucky.  Given today's jargon,
       I  wouldn't be surprised to hear it described as redneckpunk.  (Not
       that there's  anything  punk  about  it,  but  that  wouldn't  stop
       anyone.)  Many of Bisson's stories are set in Kentucky or environs,
       and even those that aren't seem to be  populated  by  Kentuckians--
       even, God help us, "England Underway."

       The nineteen stories here range from science fiction to fantasy  to
       horror.   Many  of  Bisson's  science fiction stories are in a non-
       realistic future in which some trend has  been  exaggerated  beyond
       belief  ("Next,"  "The  Toxic  Donut," "Partial People," "By Permit
       Only," and even perhaps "Carl's Lawn & Garden").  These stories are
       oddly similar to some of Connie Willis's humorous "if-this-goes-on"
       pieces, and they may be  the  two  leading  practitioners  of  this
       artform  today.   Others  assume  some totally unlikely development
       ("The Two Janets," "Over Flat Mountain," "Are There Any Questions,"
       "England  Underway,"  and of course the title story "Bears Discover
       Fire").  And maybe it's just my background, but  I  see  a  certain
       "Twilight  Zone"  influence in "The Coon Suit," "The Message," "Two
       Guys from the Future," "Necronauts," and "Press Ann."

       I've had the opportunity to hear Bisson read several  of  these  on
       WBAI  radio,  and  so  when  I  read these stories, it's as if I am
       hearing him read them, with his slow Kentucky cadences and  accent.
       That's the best way, but even without that I'd recommend this book.


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       3. THE GUIDE TO LARRY NIVEN'S RINGWORLD by Kevin Stein (Baen,  ISBN
       0-671-72205-0,  1994,  188pp,  US$14)  (a  book review by Evelyn C.
       Leeper):

       This would more accurately be titled _T_h_e  _G_u_i_d_e  _t_o  _L_a_r_r_y  _N_i_v_e_n'_s
       _K_n_o_w_n  _S_p_a_c_e,  since  it  covers  all  of Known Space, not just the
       Ringworld.  Unlike the recent guide to Anne Rice's "universe," this
       is not arranged encyclopedically.  Instead, there are chapters such
       as "History of Known Space,"  "Major Races of Known Space," "Aliens
       of  Known  Space"  (I  would  think  this  would  have included the
       preceding  chapter),  "The  Ringworld,"   "Races   of   Ringworld,"
       "Psionics," "Equipment," and "Glossary."

       This is not designed as a  reference  book  in  which  to  look  up
       things.   For example, the glossary gives a two-sentence definition
       of Kzinti with no reference or pointer to  the  fourteen  pages  of
       text  on  the  Kzinti.  Instead it appears to be a book for fans of
       Known  Space  to  leaf  through.   The  best  part   may   be   the
       illustrations  by  Todd Hamilton and James Clouse.  Of course, I am
       not especially a fan of Known Space and  would  prefer  to  get  my
       series information from the author directly.  But even for a fan, I











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       suspect the  approach  taken  here  is  too  diffuse.   Working  by
       analogy,  I  ask myself what my reaction to a similarly constructed
       book about Sherlock Holmes would be, and I have to say I would find
       it of minor interest.


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       4. There were a couple of errors in  the  first  paragraph  of  the
       review  of Nancy Kress's _A_l_i_e_n_s _o_f _E_a_r_t_h last week.  It should have
       read:

       This book of eighteen stories is Nancy Kress's  second  collection.
       (The  first,  _T_r_i_n_i_t_y  _a_n_d  _O_t_h_e_r _S_t_o_r_i_e_s, was published in 1985 by
       Bluejay and is out of print.)  This  one  includes  the  two  Hugo-
       nominated  stories  "And  Wild  for  to  Hold" and "The Mountain to
       Mohammed."  ("And Wild for to  Hold"  was  competing  with  Kress's
       "Beggars  in Spain" in its year, and when the latter won, Kress was
       presented with a button that  read,  "I  lost  the  Hugo  to  Nancy
       Kress.")


                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3D-441 908-957-5619
                                          leeper@mtgzfs3.att.com



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            the few, on persons and not on property, on the free
            development of public opinion and not on authority.
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