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                        Mt. Holz Science Fiction Society
                    Club Notice - 02/25/94 -- Vol. 12, No. 35


       MEETINGS UPCOMING:

       Unless otherwise stated, all meetings are in Middletown 1R-400C
            Wednesdays at noon.

         _D_A_T_E                    _T_O_P_I_C

       03/09  A CANTICLE FOR LEIBOWITZ by Walter M. Miller (Vividly Memorable SF)
       03/30  THE MIND PARASITES by Colin Wilson (tentative)
       04/20  VALIS by Philip K. Dick (tentative)

       Outside events:
       The Science Fiction Association of Bergen County meets on the second
       Saturday of every month in Upper Saddle River; call 201-933-2724 for
       details.  The New Jersey Science Fiction Society meets on the third
       Saturday of every month in Belleville; call 201-432-5965 for details.

       HO Chair:     John Jetzt        MT 2G-432  908-957-5087 holly!jetzt
       LZ Chair:     Rob Mitchell      HO 1C-523  908-834-1267 holly!jrrt
       MT Chair:     Mark Leeper       MT 3D-441  908-957-5619 mtgzfs3!leeper
       HO Librarian: Nick Sauer        HO 4F-427  908-949-7076 homxc!11366ns
       LZ Librarian: Lance Larsen      HO 2C-318  908-949-4156 quartet!lfl
       MT Librarian: Mark Leeper       MT 3D-441  908-957-5619 mtgzfs3!leeper
       Factotum:     Evelyn Leeper     MT 1F-329  908-957-2070 mtgpfs1!ecl
       All material copyright by author unless otherwise noted.

       1. I wrote the piece on Taro around Christmas time.  There are some
       delays  between  when I write the pieces and when they actually get
       published.  Coincidentally, Taro just made the news the  day  after
       the  piece  actually  ran.   Governor  Whitman has apparently shown
       clemency toward Taro,  the  Akita  who  became  the  center  of  an
       international political storm.  Taro's death sentence for attacking
       a member of another species has been commuted to transportation for
       life.   Taro  has  been  told  he must leave New Jersey for life in
       addition to the three years that he has already served behind bars.
       One  wonders  if he does return under an assumed name, say Jiro, if
       anyone will be able to prove he is breaking parole.  Are mechanisms
       in place to recognize and track paw prints?  I know a lot of Akitas
       look a lot alike to me.  If Taro returned to terrorize New  Jersey,
       could anyone prove that this is the return of the real Taro.  Worse
       yet, suppose some other Akita is accused of being Taro,  how  could











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       he ever prove his innocence?  If I were an Akita, I would be taking
       to lawyers.  Actually, animals don't do real well  in  New  Jersey.
       We  have  our  share  of thrill killers going around shooting deer.
       Our fishermen come in two varieties.  There are those who  actually
       kill  the fish, and the good sportspeople who let them go.  I guess
       that latter are decent enough people and probably should be allowed
       to  do  what  they  do  as  long  as they sign a waiver agreeing in
       advance that they themselves don't mind if in  the  name  of  sport
       they  themselves  are  kidnapped  and  maimed  as  long as they are
       eventually released.  Turnabout is, after all  just  sporting  fair
       play.   HA-HA-HA!   I  had you going there.  Didn't I?  See?  I was
       only joking.  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't turn me  in  to  the  NRA.
       Hey  you  don't  really  think  I'd side with those dirty, godless,
       antler-headed gooks who pillage our cornfields and would  rape  our
       women  if  they  could.  Hey, tell the NRA I support them defending
       American Liberty from those lousy, un-American commie  pinko  deer,
       those  nasty,  drug-running  geese  and  ducks,  and the occasional
       Iraq-sympathizing cow.


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       2. ISAAC ASIMOV'S  ROBOTS  IN  TIME:  PREDATOR  by  William  F.  Wu
       (AvoNova,  ISBN  0-380-76510-1,  April 1993, 244pp, US$4.99); ISAAC
       ASIMOV'S ROBOTS IN TIME: MARAUDER by William F. Wu  (AvoNova,  ISBN
       0-380-76511-X, July 1993, 243pp, US$4.99); ISAAC ASIMOV'S ROBOTS IN
       TIME: WARRIOR by William F. Wu (AvoNova, ISBN 0-380-76512-8,  1993,
       243pp, US$4.99); ISAAC ASIMOV'S ROBOTS IN TIME: DICTATOR by William
       F. Wu (AvoNova, ISBN 0-380-76514-4, Feb 1994, 230pp, US$4.99) (book
       reviews by Evelyn C. Leeper):

       These are the first four of  a  (probably)  six-book  series.   The
       basic premise (revealed in detail in the first book and recapped in
       a briefing to the main characters at the beginning of each  of  the
       subsequent  volumes)  is  that  a  scientist has created a "gestalt
       robot" made up of six component robots which somehow merge to  form
       one  "super-robot."   This  robot starts having problems related to
       the interaction of its  gestalt  parts.   After  several  of  these
       robots  fail,  one decides it must shut itself down to prevent harm
       from coming to humans because of its problems.  It gets a scientist
       to  split  it  into  its  six  component  parts  (each a completely
       functional robot) and sends these parts back in time, miniaturizing
       them as part of the process.  (How?  Well, there is some attempt at
       explaining this in the  first  volume,  but  let's  just  say  it's
       technobabble.)   The  first  part  went to the Cretaceous; the team
       sent back to recover it to try to  solve  the  malfunction  doesn't
       find  out  until  the  end of the book that the other parts went to
       different times and places.  (This is not exactly a spoiler,  since
       the  reader knows there are more volumes to come.)  The second went
       to 1600's Jamaica during the time of Sir Henry  Morgan,  the  third
       went  to  Roman Germany during the First or Second Century, and the











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       fourth went  to  Moscow  in  1941.   After  a  while,  though,  the
       miniaturization  wears  off  and  the component robots regain their
       full size.  Then their programming forces them to act in accordance
       with  Asimov's  Three  Laws, trying to protect humans from harm and
       therefore changing history.  What's more, if they survive  back  to
       the  time  of  their  departure,  they explode "with nuclear force"
       (more technobabble).

       In _D_i_c_t_a_t_o_r, for example, our team hears of a nuclear explosion  in
       Moscow (why haven't all the explosions already happened, and why is
       everything unchanged?) and goes back to retrieve number  four  from
       World  War  II  Moscow.   They  have  adventures,  accomplish their
       mission (this is a surprise?),  give  a  moralizing  little  speech
       about  learning  from  history, and are told to go to Kubali Khan's
       China for number five.  Definitely a  popcorn  book,  requiring  no
       intellectual  investment  or  offering  much beyond "time travelers
       coping with another age."  (The questions I mentioned a  couple  of
       sentences ago are not dealt with at all.)  If you like this sort of
       thing, this is the sort of thing you will like.

       Oh, this book also "features a database of fantastic  illustrations
       by  award-winning  computer  artist  Matt  Elson."   I  assume that
       "fantastic" hears means "containing fantasy elements"  rather  than
       "extraordinary," since I found them fairly uninspired computer art.
       The whole thing is packaged by  Byron  Preiss  Publications,  which
       explains  why  the  books seem more "product" than "book"--a share-
       cropped world in a series.


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       3. THE LOST CONTINENT by Bill Bryson (Harper Perennial, ISBN  0-06-
       092008-4,  1990  (1989c), 314pp, US$11) (a book review by Evelyn C.
       Leeper):

       This is the funniest book I have read since Joe Keenan's _P_u_t_t_i_n_g _o_n
       _t_h_e  _R_i_t_z,  and  the  funniest  non-fiction book since I don't know
       when.  Bryson, a native Iowan now living  in  England,  returns  to
       America  to  tour  its  small  towns  and its big cities.  Covering
       38,000 miles and thirty-eight states, Bryson reminisces  about  his
       childhood  (his  father would go only to free vacation attractions,
       and stopped at every historical marker), the transition  of  small-
       town  America  into  strip  malls, and his quest for a baseball cap
       with a plastic turd on the brim.

       As with most humor books, a  sample  is  the  best  recommendation:
       "Nevada  has  the highest crime rate of any state, the highest rape
       rate, the second highest violent crime rate,  the  highest  highway
       fatality  rate,  the second highest rate of gonorrhea, ..., and the
       highest proportion of transients.  ....  It  has  more  prostitutes
       than  any  other  state  in  America.   It  has  a  long history of











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       corruption and strong links with organized  crime.   And  its  most
       popular  entertainer  is Wayne Newton.  So you may understand why I
       crossed  the  border  from   Utah   with   a   certain   disquiet."
       (Particularly since he also says that Utah is the only place on the
       face of the earth where Mormons will not come up to you and try  to
       convert you--because they figure everyone in Utah already is one.)

       Though Bryson loves to attack the mediocre, he  is  also  ready  to
       praise  the praiseworthy, be it a town or a meal or an attitude.  I
       highly recommend this nostalgic, funny,  and  thoroughly  enjoyable
       travelogue.


                                          Mark Leeper
                                          MT 3D-441 908-957-5619
                                          leeper@mtgzfs3.att.com


            This life is a hospital in which every patient is
            possessed with a desire to change his bed.
                                          -- Charles Baudelaire