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Table of Contents
Triffids, Anyone? (comments by Mark R. Leeper):
"Giant Hogweed, an invasive plant that can cause third-degree burns and permanent blindness, has been found in Virginia, according to researchers at the Massey Herbarium at Virginia Tech."
Full details at
http://whnt.com/2018/06/17/plant-that-causes-third-degree-burns-blindness-found-in-virginia/>
Now it just needs to walk. [-mrl]
Created Languages--Realistic or Not?:
Of interest:
[-ecl]
Wonder Woman (comments by Mark R. Leeper):
When the film WONDER WOMAN was released last year there was a good
deal of discussion of the Wonder Woman character as a superhero.
She seemed to me to be a rather minor superhero. In the days back
when I was a comic book fan I liked FLASH, BATMAN, and SUPERMAN. I
was always a little tentative about WONDER WOMAN. I wasn't
homophobic or misogynistic. I just never gave those prejudiced
viewpoints much thought. By the time I did, my sympathies tended
toward the light side of the Force. Wonder Woman was just not a
science-fiction-based hero like Superman. What good is a superhero
who does not feed my lust for science fiction?
Also I was not big on Wonder Woman's attire. It just looked silly
to me. Why did her costume have several open windows where bullets
or arrows could easily penetrate. No--I knew why her costume was
revealing and it was the publisher trying to win back a teenage boy
market they may have foregone by having a female heroine. I cannot
say I did well with her trimmings. She had gauntlets, a shield,
and a lasso that compelled people to tell the truth. She also has
more a skill than a power, it is the ability to fend off bullets
with her shield and gauntlets. Perhaps it is a superpower after
all since she can fend off bullets coming at her from all
directions at once.
She really cheats in the current film, but she probably always has
in her previous appearances. In the time it takes for her to see
she is in front of a bullet,
In the days that I saw Wonder Woman comic books I do not remember
the publisher making much effort to bring Wonder Woman into a major
starring position. I guess I saw her the most in Justice League of
America comics and in those she was usually just one member of the
team, frequently at the back of a room.
And she did get a small mark of respect in that her name was Wonder
Woman. They allowed her to be a woman. Not Wonder Girl. I seem
to remember most female characters were called {something}-girl.
Prism-girl, that sort of thing. Wonder Woman got to be a *woman.*
I think Cat Woman was a woman also. But usually a girl was a
teenager and stuck around for maybe two issues. At least
temporarily Wonder Woman is getting some respect from the comic
book literati. [-mrl]
MABEL, MABEL, TIGER TRAINER (film review by Mark R. Leeper):
The documentary MABEL, MABEL, TIGER TRAINER tells the story of the
daughter of a tenant farmer who came to be known all over the
circus world as the mistress of the tigers. Mabel Stark was born
into poverty in 1889. Orphaned at age 17 she mostly had to fend
for herself. She nursed for a while at a hospital in Louisville.
She later joined a circus as a hoochie-coochie dancer for men-only
attractions and did some animal riding. Then she saw the big cats
of the circus and decided that working with the cats and playing
with them was all she wanted to do. She was to become
internationally known for being the first female tiger trainer.
She loved the big cats, but that did not stop them from mauling her
very badly and repeatedly.
Many times the dangerous animals found their way to Stark. Much of
her act was performed in tight, round cages that put several tigers
close enough to pounce on her. In the time it takes for a tiger to
spring it could be on her and tearing a piece from a leg or an arm.
Mabel's courage came to the attention of the most famous circus,
The Ringling Brothers. In 1922 she joined that circus. But in
1925 Ringling banned wild animal acts. It would be easy to say that
this action was taken for the good of the animals and that was no
doubt partially true. An animal who was born or has lived in the
wild will probably not be satisfied living in captivity. But it is
simply true that it is impossible to know what a wild animal is
thinking now or will be thinking in five minutes. A tiger can
switch from contented to attack mode in less than a second. Stark
could never be safe from tiger attacks. She said, "There is no
such thing as a tamed wild animal." So what was the secret that
allowed her to get in a cage with a possibly lethal tiger awaiting
her? Her secret was in accepting that being mauled within an inch
of her life was just one of the drawbacks of her profession. She
just seemed to not mind being ripped at by a tiger. Her body was a
record of eighteen separate maulings and numerous other attacks.
Mabel identified with her big cats and seemed to want to be one of
them. She is quoted as saying, "My wiah is to be killed by my
animals."
Writer-director Leslie Zemeckis fills the film with stories of
various people's near-fatal accidents and a few that were fatal.
But she also gives the viewer a feel for the texture of life living
in the circus. We see newspaper clippings and newsreel footage.
We see excerpts of Mabel's appearance on "This Is Your Life."
There must be thousands of news photographs and film clips of
circus pictures. Clyde Beatty is brought into the story and we see
some of his serial, DARKEST AFRICA. Mabel's life is covered from
birth to death. That is sixty years of unpredictable circus life.
Zamekis is an entertaining if not particularly innovative
documentary maker. I rate her MABEL, MABEL, TIGER TRAINER a +2 on
the -4 to +4 scale or 7/10.
Film Credits:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6010216/combined
What others are saying:
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mabel_mabel_tiger_trainer
[-mrl]
The Lambeth Walk, British Television, HAMLET, and Klingon (letters of comment by Richard Looney, Paul Dormer, Dorothy J. Heydt, Keith F. Lynch, Kevin R, and Scott Dorsey):
In response to Mark's comments on the Lambeth Walk in the 06/15/18
issue of the MT VOID, Richard Looney writes:
I first became aware of this song watching THE LONGEST DAY (one
of the parachute or glider crews sing it, while waiting for their
drop). Thanks for the story, I'd never heard; there's a similar
mash-up of marching Nazis (as well as Italian Fascisti and Japanese
soldiers) in the "Why We Fight" series (but with different music).
[-rl]
Paul Dormer writes:
[ME AND MY GAL was] not a Broadway play. Originally done in the
West End in London, music by Noel Gay, a British composer. It was
even done on television in 1939, according to Wikipedia.
It was revived in the West End in the eighties. The script was
updated by Stephen Fry. I read somewhere that it made him a lot of
money.
Back in the Sixties there was a series on British television called
ALL OUR YESTERDAYS, showing newsreels from 25 years ago that week,
including tips on eking out you rations and how women could pretend
to be wearing stockings by painting their legs with gravy browning
and drawing a seam with nail varnish.
They showed that Lambeth Walk clip. Turned out there was still in
place a post-war agreement with Germany not to show it.
ME AND MY GAL is very much a Cockney musical, I believe. The
Lambeth Walk is a typical Cockney song. (See also Chas and Dave.)
I remember hearing the comedian Bill Bailey once demonstrating the
typical Cockney song, and then exploring Cockney influences in the
music of Beethoven. [-pd]
Dorothy J. Heydt responds:
Was he serious? Beethoven wrote variations on "God Save the King,"
IIRC, but I don't think he ever visited England. [-djh]
Paul replies:
Well, I did say he was a comedian, so do you think he was serious?
I recall he also (when he did a gig with a full orchestra)
demonstrated Abba's influence on Vivaldi.
Can't find the Cockney Beethoven bit online, (someone else has
found it) but here he is giving us Kraftwerk's version of The
Hokey-Cokey. "Das ist die ganze Sacher".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwaxWoJPUC0
[-pd]
Keith F. Lynch notes:
The same tune was the anthem of Prussia ("Heil dir im Siegerkranz")
and Russia ("Molitva russkikh") during Beethoven's lifetime. He
may not have thought of the tune as having anything to do with
Britain, any more than the average American singing "My Country,
'Tis of Thee" does. That melody really gets around. As do
variations of it. [-kfl]
Paul replies:
Oh, I'm sure he did. He called it variations on "God Save the
King". He also quoted the tune in his Wellington's Victory piece,
to represent Wellington's forces. (He also wrote variations on
"Rule Britannia".) [-pd]
Kevin R answers:
According to this, Ludvig never visited Britain, but corresponded
with a George Thomson of Edinburgh, who paid Haydn and LvB to
arrange Sottish, welsh and Irish folksongs.
There are also "7 popular English songs for one or several
voices and piano trio, WoO 158b".
Mr Baily outlines his theory here, starting just after the ten-
minute mark:
CAPSULE:
This documentary, written and directed by Leslie
Zemekis--wife of Robert Zemeckis--is the story of Mary
Haynie, better known as Mabel Stark, who was the world's
first female tiger trainer, and who returned to the circus
ring time and again, many times after being attacked and
mauled by her tigers. Rating: +2 (-4 to +4) or 7/10
[-kr]
Paul responds:
Thanks, I didn't realise it was in that show. I remember that series, but heard the Cockney Beethoven theory again more recently, on Radio 3, the BBC classical music station. [-pd]
Kevin answers:
You're welcome.
I had thought I'd never seen him before, except that after looking him up I realized I must have, as I've watched a few episodes of "Black Books" when it was run on PBS affiliates, Stateside.
After spending a quarter century working in bookstores, I've felt like Bernard Black a time or 10,000.
Bailey's sort of a rock n' roll Victor Borge when he's at the piano! [-kr]
And Scott Dorsey comes in with:
Beethoven never actually existed. Most of his so-called works were written by Joseph Haydn, a dry-goods vendor in London who was also known for having written "Hamlet". [-sd]
Rincewind adds:
"You haven't lived until you've heard 'Hamlet' in the original Klingon!" [-rw]
Kevin R points out:
I expect a good number reading the group, if not the majority, know of this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Klingon_Hamlet
[-kr]
Rincewind responds:
I actually didn't. I knew of the line, but not that someone had taken it and created an entire text! I guess I shouldn't be surprised, there are rules out there for 3-D chess and fizzbin! [-rw]
But Keith points out:
I had heard of 3-D chess before "Star Trek" ever aired. According to Wikipedia it dates to 1851, perhaps earlier. [-kfl]
WONDER WOMAN (letter of comment by Dan Cox):
In response to Dale Skran's comments on Wonder Woman in the 06/15/18 issue of the MT VOID, Dan Cox writes:
Re Wonder Woman blocking bullets: What happens if the other side invents a three-barrel gun that simultaneously fires three shots in a non-linear pattern? The same principal could be applied to blasters used when fighting Jedi knights. [-dtc]
This Week's Reading (book comments by Evelyn C. Leeper):
J. K. Rowling invented quidditch in HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE, but she did a rather sloppy job of it. It is like a lot of sports in that points are scored by getting your ball (puck, etc., here called a "Quaffle") through your opponents' hoops (goal posts, etc.). Chasers attempt to score; Keepers block them. Bludgers (iron balls, not players) try to knock players off their brooms; Beaters try to defend their Chasers from them.
But Rowling added the "Golden Snitch", which the Seekers attempt to catch. While a goal counts for 10 points, capturing the Snitch counts for 150 points and ends the game. (It is not clear if anything else can end the game.) Given that goals are not all that common (basically their frequency seems to match that of touchdowns in football or goals in hockey), it is not surprising that Harry is told that catching the Snitch not only ends the game, but also means the team that catches it wins.
Not surprisingly, people asked what the point of the Quaffle, the Chasers, and the Keepers is. (The Bludgers and the Beaters have some value if the Bludgers attack the Seeker.) So in HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE, Bulgarian Viktor Krum catches the Snitch while his team is still 160 points behind Ireland. The result was that he made his own team lose by 10 points.
Okay, so it is possible to construct a very artificial scenario where a team can catch the Snitch and still lose. The question now is, why would they? Why would Victor Krum catch the Snitch, knowing it would make his team lose?
There is actually a precedent for this (though I will say up front that I do not think it applies to quidditch).
In the 1994 Caribbean Cup, ties were not allowed, but also that the first goal scored in over-time not only won the match, but also counted as double. As described in Wikipedia:
"Barbados started the match needing to win by a margin of at least two goals to qualify for the final tournament. When Grenada scored late in normal time to bring the scoreline to 2-1, Barbados deliberately scored [on their] own goal to force extra-time, where they could get the two-goal winning margin they needed thanks to the unconventional golden goal rule. This meant that for the last 7 minutes of the match, Grenada was trying to score on either their own goal, or the Barbados goal, as either outcome (either 3-2 or 2-3) would have advanced them to the finals. Ultimately, Barbados was able to prevent Grenada from scoring, obtain the 30-minute time extension, and score the golden goal as hoped."
As I said, there does not appear to be this sort of convoluted match scoring system in HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE, so Victor would appear to have made a serious tactical error. [-ecl]
Mark Leeper
mleeper@optonline.net
Quote of the Week:
Of remoter ancestors I can only discover one who did not
live to a great age, and he died of a disease which is
now rare, namely, having his head cut off.
--Bertrand Russell
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